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🌹 getting fatter everyday. he/him

Joined May 2011
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Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
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thank u clairo
Norway’s youngest Prime Minister is going viral for demanding a 4-day work week mandate.
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Compare this absolute loser behavior to Abdul answering hostile questions.
WELKER: Is a vote for you a vote for the Trump agenda? MIKE ROGERS: Um, I'm apologizing. I'm having some difficultly in my earpiece. But is a vote for you? I'm not sure. I'll tell you what a vote for me is. It's a great day for the state of Michigan
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What the fuck are we doing here. These people are so fucking ass
BASH: “You're still fully behind Abdul El-Sayed?” STEVENS: “Look, I'm on the Democratic ticket. I can't say that I agree with everything that's gone on… I'm looking to be on the team to support my next governor Jocelyn Benson, and frankly these great Democrats who are working their tails off, who are going to make Hakeem Jeffries the first black Speaker of the House.” BASH: “You didn't mention Abdul El-Sayed in that last answer.” STEVENS: “Well, look, I would just say, you had asked me if I'm still on the team, I'm on the team.”
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matt damon getting home in the odyssey
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As I get older, I’m getting more infected with the Lib. A picture of my mom and I with Obama would be sick as hell.
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Palestinian skaters in Gaza continue skateboarding among destroyed buildings and damaged streets despite the war
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Now we're cooking with gas!
Casey Anthony Appears to Sound Off on Shane Gillis Following 'SNL' Monologue, Tells Men to 'Do Better'
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this is like criss angel mindfreak for pedophiles
OMG the Tesla Roadster just flew in the air!
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I’d rather lose with Max Muncy than win with Manny Machado
That moment you realize you could be a 3-time World Series champion and chasing a 3rd straight, but you chose to sign with little bro instead….
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My dude, it is not a dive bar if it is selling $12 hot dogs.
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And they want me to care about how much Digger “costs”
David Zaslav will receive a $606M payout from the Warner Bros/Paramount merger. (Source: variety.com/2026/tv/news/dav…)
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I don’t care about the LA Dodgers because the sport has been ruined for years but I will say that the only team left that’s capable of beating them in a series is the San Diego Padres. If you hate the Dodgers, you better hope OUR Pads can advance. Nobody else left can do it.
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Lock this guy up
Palmer Luckey reveals the startup he'd build today: oxytocin doping to end divorce "I would try to end the tragedy of divorce with oxytocin doping for marriage counseling." "We understand mammal pair bonding pretty well. There's a lot of people who want to stay together. Most of the people who don't want to stay together should stay together, especially for their kids." "And we can, if people think SSRIs are fine, which they're not, but if they were, then oxytocin doping to stay together is definitely fine." "It's the mammal pair bonding chemical. There's things you can do to increase the uptake, and it's very well understood. Also, totally unregulated, which is great. Unregulated spaces are a lot easier to do. You can go buy a kilogram of oxytocin on Sigma Aldrich Chemical Supply right now, and if you do that, maybe you won't die alone." "It's pure biology. It's used for women who don't bond with their kids, and now for women who don't bond with their husbands. It's also used for kids with various neurological issues, some kids with autism who struggle with pair bonding." "The cool thing is it's a self-reinforcing loop. We understand that very well. Unlike most drugs, it doesn't form a chemical dependency. It actually unburdens you from a chemical dependency."
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Not much you can say about muncy at this point
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How do I get off of Lanterns discourse twitter.
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I like how by being racist, this person accidentally implies that Chinese Adam & Eve would’ve beaten Satan
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Goofy ass catch attempt
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Saw Digger, it’s bad! Good for them for making it. I guess
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Four-year-old Habiba on her way to her first day of preschool 🥹 She lost both arms and one of her legs after Israel repeatedly delayed her medical evacuation from Gaza.
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