@Stapes

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Bella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Mike Solomon@solomaniaOct 23
This fart could have been an email.
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 23
BREAKING: Scientists develop technology that allows people to digitally transmit smells across the world, potentially bringing scent to phone calls, video chats, & social media.
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mesmer@mp4ultraOct 21
(coming back from the bathroom during You Can See Everything) (whispers to friend) "so who was on first?"
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Franklin Leonard
@franklinleonardOct 20
Absolutely crazy the consistency with which the Trump family keeps ending up on the side of grown men who abuse young girls.
Donald Trump Jr.
@DonaldJTrumpJrOct 20
YIkes! Ohio watch this and think about what it means.
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Donna Arthur lost custody of Amy Acton at age 12 after Acton's stepfather was charged with raping her. Arthur stayed married to him until his death. Acton and her brother have been estranged since. Multiple outlets cite 1978 court records of the charges. actonforgovernor.com/dr-amy-actons-… dispatch.com/story/news/pol…
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Victor
@pokerbenderOct 21
We trying something new in the booth this coming annual @AsianPokerTour Championship. Welcome Stapes!
Joe “Stapes” Stapleton
@StapesOct 20
Looks like I'm going to Taipei! (for commentary, not to play, the field isn't *that* soft)
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lp@lilypuckettOct 20
close enough
lp@lilypuckett21 Jul 2022
nathan fielder should get hbo to let him redo theranos
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Kevin Mathers
@KevmathOct 20
Look forward to seeing you there, Stapes!
Joe “Stapes” Stapleton
@StapesOct 20
Looks like I'm going to Taipei! (for commentary, not to play, the field isn't *that* soft)
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Andrew Barber 🔰🌐
@abarber1Oct 19
Do you think you could tell the difference between what Trump is doing and someone pulling a Nathan Fielder-type joke on everyone where he runs for president and then says increasingly ridiculous things to see what it takes for people to finally break?
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 19
BREAKING: Trump demands New Mexico immediately change its name to “New America"
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Jeremy Kaplowitz@jeremysmilesOct 19
fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood
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Liste@endlisteOct 18
Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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Adam Schwartz@ASchwartzPokerOct 19
🤦‍♂️ Except he did Explicitly and unequivocally In the video in your tweet You complete moron
Ted Cruz
@tedcruzOct 18
🤦‍♂️ El Sayed refuses to disavow Muslim Brotherhood terrorists.
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When asked if he will disavow The Muslim Brotherhood, El-Sayed replied "Sure, yes, absolutely" x.com/AbdulElSayed/s…
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Adam Cozens@AdamCozens27Oct 18
Julie Andrews fielding calls from her agent: "Let me guess, a nanny?"
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Monique Moreau@bigbadbuttOct 18
The audacity of waiters to assume I don't need a menu because I'm blind. I want to try to read it and give up and just order the chicken!
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Max Knoblauch@MaxKnoblauchOct 15
For sale: mechanical bird, not for sale
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Joseph Kahn
@JosephKahnOct 16
A lot of sadness for these executives that lose their jobs but crew members have been losing their jobs for years. Hopefully the next group of executives understands their job is to make fucking money. Good time to revisit my @THR column: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…

Bring Back the Hollywood Asshole!

After decades of pitching Hollywood executives, a veteran director delivers his verdict on the industry in his debut column for THR: The quarter-zips have taken over, the suits have lost their nerve,...

hollywoodreporter.com
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(((Jew)))@JoshMalinaOct 15
Currently winning the internet...@20thcenturymarc!
Marc Burrows@20thcenturymarcOct 15
Replying to @JoshMalina
Astonished and disapointed no-one's called her "CJ Craigslist" yet.
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Jonathan Pie
@JonathanPieNewsOct 15
Ah yes, the guy standing up to the dictator of 26 years is the problem.
Elon Musk
@elonmuskOct 15
And so the slaughter continues … Time for Zelensky to go
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Matt Jones
@KySportsRadioOct 15
To the 400 plus people who yelled at me on here when I suggested this was a bad idea, feel free to yell at the President now since he seems to agree as well
Kaitlan Collins
@kaitlancollinsOct 15
President Trump confirms the execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan will not be live streamed.
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h@ipodmacbookOct 14
ive always been very anti AI and i feel like a complete idiot for that now. i had no idea it saved corporations money
Variety
@VarietyOct 12
"Merry the Christmas Witch" director Tom Walsh says his movie adaptation of the 2012 children’s book would've cost $80 million if he did not use AI. The final budget was $1.5 million. “We were kind of stuck. The doors are not very open to new kind[s] of ideas and new kind[s] of stories and everything, and that makes it a little tough for independent filmmakers, so that’s where AI came in.” variety.com/2026/film/news/m…
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gianmarco
@GianmarcoSoresiOct 15
Imagine if Joe Rogan pushed back against his tech overlord guests with even a fraction of what Amy’s willing to do with perhaps the most beloved musician in the world
may 🐦‍⬛@rosespeedwayOct 14
vocês dizendo que as músicas dele eram assim também pois saibam que a amy lembrou disso e ele ficou quietinho
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