Steve Shimmer (@StevenHartka) header
Steve Shimmer (@StevenHartka) profile picture

Event DJ - Producer Contact: [email protected]

Baltimore ↔️ DC
Joined September 2011
Photo by Steve Shimmer (@StevenHartka)Photo by Steve Shimmer (@StevenHartka)Photo by Steve Shimmer (@StevenHartka)Photo by Steve Shimmer (@StevenHartka)Photo by Steve Shimmer (@StevenHartka)Photo by Steve Shimmer (@StevenHartka)Photo by Steve Shimmer (@StevenHartka)Photo by Steve Shimmer (@StevenHartka)Photo by Steve Shimmer (@StevenHartka)Photo by Steve Shimmer (@StevenHartka)
My gf is a bartender (one of the best in the city, has her own following/fanclub, she should be studied), but my dad used to be one back in the late 80s and early 90s I live for hearing her tell him about the nonsense in the bar world currently He will just waive it off 🤣
30
A proud moment was telling a father of the groom off, whose wedding I was DJing. The nitwit bride was over an hour late to the CEREMONY. Whole day was thrown off, then she held it up AGAIN They asked me to stay longer than my contracted time Told ‘em “NO.” Take me to court
Boomers better learn their fucking place.
1
16
The dad and his little buddy followed me as I packed my equipment up. I had a former Marine as an assistant, not a small guy. He was by my side as dweedle dee & dweedle dum approached me. They hit a 180 and walked back into their silent wedding reception. There’s video evidence
4
Steve Shimmer retweeted
when I was in the mental hospital it was about 60 percent these guys. I feel like southern gay tweaker is maybe one of the most difficult loadouts you get when you’re plucked from the soul warehouse. Very nice people but they don’t have an easy go of it.
This video in inducing psychosis for me at the moment
71
307
25
11,903
408,165
My downstairs neighbor is an old gay man who has lived in our building for over 20 years. He keeps up the front and back gardens. We only chat when I take out the trash through his back patio. I would never in a million years have to explain this to him. I love my neighborhood
Was literally explaining the, "society falls when old men don't plant trees they will never sit under" to my neighbor (boomer) He said he didn't get it and why would he plant trees if won't be around to see them
1
132
Steve Shimmer retweeted
Was literally explaining the, "society falls when old men don't plant trees they will never sit under" to my neighbor (boomer) He said he didn't get it and why would he plant trees if won't be around to see them
487
7,567
226
136,340
1,587,837
Steve Shimmer retweeted
its remarkable how little gen z drinks. it doesnt hit you til youre out w gen z coworkers, and even if youre the most washed up blown out millenial chungus who can only have like 2 beers, these teetotaling ipad babies will make you feel like orson wells shooting a wine commercial
350
308
139
10,960
481,703
Steve Shimmer retweeted
american singer: *makes mid song* europeans: omg this is soooo european you amerikkkans would never understand how profound our culture is
this is so britpop that’s actually my queen of england
73
443
32
10,827
206,819
People are so uneducated on music, yet love to harp on it This song is blatantly ripping off the New Wave band The Waitresses, who are from Akron, Ohio. The song is called “Christmas Wrapping” from 1982. Might be hard for you to believe, but Brits don’t own New Wave
i think this is why the americans aren’t loving it it’s just so british christmas song coded. “it’s not christmassy!” americans wouldn’t know good christmas music because their only reference point is mariah carey
38
Steve Shimmer retweeted
I hate to be a pick-me like “I’m one of the normal ones” but I really am grateful I wasn’t called to take the meth+blaccent+cheetah print tattoo path of being a white gay guy in the south
This video in inducing psychosis for me at the moment
21
26
3
912
38,090
Not reading all of that. Quickly checked and saw you’re from Indonesia though Yeah, you’re really tapped into the going ons in American pop music Pack it up. Biebz has more talent in his pinky nail than you have in your whole body Scooter is a clown & opportunist at best
Justin Bieber sold his songs for $200 million in 2023. 18 months later he owed $31.5 million to the company of Scooter Braun, the man who discovered him at 13, and TMZ reported the $200 million was already gone. He'd taken a $40 million advance for a tour he cancelled, and Scooter's company fronted $26 million to cover it. His own business manager claimed Scooter had been overpaid $26 million in commissions. An outside audit by PwC said the opposite: Justin owed Scooter $8.8 million. In the video below, Scooter Braun is asked where things stand with Justin Bieber now. 2022. Justin's Justice World Tour. Promoter AEG paid him $40 million up front. He pulled the plug early. AEG wanted $26 million back. HYBE, the company Scooter ran, paid it. Justin agreed to pay HYBE back over 10 years. He reportedly made 1 payment. Weeks after the tour stopped, he sold his catalog of 291 songs to Hipgnosis for about $200 million. Then the fight over who owed who. His business manager Lou Taylor said Scooter took $26 million too much. HYBE's internal audit said Justin owed Scooter $1 million. PwC spent 6 months on it and landed on $8.8 million. In July 2025 they settled. Justin pays HYBE the full $26 million plus half of $11 million in back commissions. About $31.5 million. TMZ's sources said there wasn't enough left from the $200 million after taxes, managers, lawyers and spending. So the plan was to pay after his wife Hailey sold her beauty brand Rhode for $1 billion. Justin, an investor, was reported to get around $50 million. Scooter doesn't see a cent of it. He'd already left HYBE. 15 years together. One audit to end it. Did Scooter Braun take advantage of Justin Bieber, or did Justin spend $200 million and blame the man who made him?
21
Back in the day, at The Crown when I was an oversized child, this punky bartender would write roughly the same thing on my receipt Looking back, I’m sorta glad I never saw that one through
cub trade barista who i’ve been obsessed with for a year leaving this on my car and we’ve just been texting for the past hour. Never Give Up Yall
33
“..my old wheels keep spinning and I cannot make them stop”
27
Was talking about a show tonight with my friend at a bar and he was like “it wants to be good really bad” and I didn’t have anything prepared to respond to that because damn.
42
Democrats realizing it’s finally their turn to insider trade.
209
4,153
236
47,320
2,578,492
I wanna buy and learn lap steel guitar or pedal steel guitar really really bad. I guess a lap one would be smaller so that’s what I would get. I’m hyped. Watching someone play one is so cool live. I’ve thought about it a few times and can’t stop now
1
1
53
Steve Shimmer retweeted
this no lie in my personal top 10 videos of all time
How it feels to wake up in America today
48
2,403
28
30,277
935,546
Steve Shimmer retweeted
In retrospect... maybe coating the White House ballroom in gold leaf while Americans can't afford gas and groceries might have been a bad idea
98
3,233
51
63,577
595,395
Steve Shimmer retweeted
That sound you hear is a thousand Navy Yard condos hitting the market.
52
621
43
10,681
475,611
Steve Shimmer retweeted
friends will come back to my place post function expecting to hear more dance music, relax and drink this tea brother you are now tuned in to the sounds of PAT METHENY GROUP !!!!
14
39
2
896
25,497