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Thottorney-at-Law | Still hate my friends | Apparently ENTP and ESTP but mostly FASSY | Everything you’ve ever dreamed of... but with a belly

Jamaica
Joined July 2009
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Stewy P retweeted
Can she manage both teams?
Eva Olid. You have Manchester United again. Six wins on the bounce. 28 goals scored.
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The chances of 2 wild boar breaking into your WC *whilst* one is on the throne, is infinitesimally small, but never zero😂
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Anybody who is surprised about this Jalen hurts thing has not been paying attention to what Colin Kaepernick has been saying. This is (part of) why I stopped watching nfl
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Hell of an aptronym for a chess champion
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Stewy P retweeted
An underdiscussed part of modern capitalism is how low-wage workers are often micromanaged every minute they’re on the clock, while many high-wage jobs come with hours of unstructured computer time where no one really cares what you’re doing as long as the work gets done.
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Stewy P retweeted
You cannot carry out fundamental change without a certain amount of madness…it comes from nonconformity, the courage to turn your back on the old formulas, the courage to invent the future. It took the madmen of yesterday for us to be able to act with extreme clarity today. I want to be one of those madmen. We must dare to invent the future. Thomas Sankara, (21 Dec 1949 – 15 Oct 1987) Burkinabè revolutionary and Pan-Africanist, assassinated 39 years ago today, aged 33. #ThomasSankara en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas…
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Stewy P retweeted
Lois Kelly-Miller, formerly Lois Kelly-Barrow (15 Oct 1917 – 8 Apr 2020), #Jamaican stage and screen actress, writer, born 109 years ago today in #Kingston. Co-wrote three LTM annual productions; performed in thirteen pantomimes. #Jamaica en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lois_K…
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Remember going to Florida and seeing a sign for a doctor Walter M. Fingerer and I always thought if he was a gynecologist it would be a cool aptronym
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Just in case y'all thought I was lying lol
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Need to use aptronym in a sentence like 5 more times today so it sticks
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Air France has confirmed that it is complying with new Israeli restrictions limiting who can fly to and over Israel based on their nationality, a controversial policy that some experts say could expose the airline to discrimination lawsuits. Read more: aje.news/xc9g5p
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Risking other people's lives just so he can impress random men on the internet
Porsche man strikes again. At this point no one can tell me he isn't using secret radar tech in that Porsche. A so Porsche did bad?
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Jamaican political pay is insane relative to the economy. MPs earn ~$150.6k PPP, more than MPs in the UK ($138k), Norway ($132k), NZ ($119k), Kenya ($116k) and France ($102k), and near Australia/US ($173–174k). Jamaica’s PM earns ~22x GDP per capita vs ~4x for the US President.
dawg dawg dawg, how ya manage tax online purchases??? we pay gct on everything already enu dawg. DAWG DAWG DAWG.
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State agencies CEO in Jamaica are earning 280k to 315k / yr in the USA... - White House Chief of Staff earns $195k - U.S. Secretary of State earns 253k - Secretary of War earns $250k - USA EPA Administrator earns $253,000 No amount of justification can make this make sense
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If only ppl held politicians to the strict ass standards they have for their non existent partners we'd get somewhere
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People who cut out Soda entirely, what did you start drinking instead??
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I think the 1st question to be answered is, what is being done by that entity that existing government entities don't already do? If u need ppl to move quicker higher project staff under existing entities 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Hire* Me can't spell to rahtid lol
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Dan Trinis are HILARIOUS! 😂🤣😭🤣
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Stewy P retweeted
这是哪个天才做出来的。一定要看到最后
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