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Thottorney-at-Law | Still hate my friends | Apparently ENTP and ESTP but mostly FASSY | Everything you’ve ever dreamed of... but with a belly

Jamaica
Joined July 2009
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Can she manage both teams?
Eva Olid. You have Manchester United again. Six wins on the bounce. 28 goals scored.
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The chances of 2 wild boar breaking into your WC *whilst* one is on the throne, is infinitesimally small, but never zero😂
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The video is AI-generated, not real footage. It features typical synthetic tells like an implausible bathroom security camera and inconsistent physics/motion. instagram.com/reel/DeZKoonoz… x.com/KnightsTempOrg…
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Stewy P retweeted
An underdiscussed part of modern capitalism is how low-wage workers are often micromanaged every minute they’re on the clock, while many high-wage jobs come with hours of unstructured computer time where no one really cares what you’re doing as long as the work gets done.
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You cannot carry out fundamental change without a certain amount of madness…it comes from nonconformity, the courage to turn your back on the old formulas, the courage to invent the future. It took the madmen of yesterday for us to be able to act with extreme clarity today. I want to be one of those madmen. We must dare to invent the future. Thomas Sankara, (21 Dec 1949 – 15 Oct 1987) Burkinabè revolutionary and Pan-Africanist, assassinated 39 years ago today, aged 33. #ThomasSankara en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas…
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Lois Kelly-Miller, formerly Lois Kelly-Barrow (15 Oct 1917 – 8 Apr 2020), #Jamaican stage and screen actress, writer, born 109 years ago today in #Kingston. Co-wrote three LTM annual productions; performed in thirteen pantomimes. #Jamaica en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lois_K…
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Air France has confirmed that it is complying with new Israeli restrictions limiting who can fly to and over Israel based on their nationality, a controversial policy that some experts say could expose the airline to discrimination lawsuits. Read more: aje.news/xc9g5p
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Risking other people's lives just so he can impress random men on the internet
Porsche man strikes again. At this point no one can tell me he isn't using secret radar tech in that Porsche. A so Porsche did bad?
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Jamaican political pay is insane relative to the economy. MPs earn ~$150.6k PPP, more than MPs in the UK ($138k), Norway ($132k), NZ ($119k), Kenya ($116k) and France ($102k), and near Australia/US ($173–174k). Jamaica’s PM earns ~22x GDP per capita vs ~4x for the US President.
dawg dawg dawg, how ya manage tax online purchases??? we pay gct on everything already enu dawg. DAWG DAWG DAWG.
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State agencies CEO in Jamaica are earning 280k to 315k / yr in the USA... - White House Chief of Staff earns $195k - U.S. Secretary of State earns 253k - Secretary of War earns $250k - USA EPA Administrator earns $253,000 No amount of justification can make this make sense
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If only ppl held politicians to the strict ass standards they have for their non existent partners we'd get somewhere
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People who cut out Soda entirely, what did you start drinking instead??
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Dan Trinis are HILARIOUS! 😂🤣😭🤣
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Stewy P retweeted
这是哪个天才做出来的。一定要看到最后
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well if unno send all a Di dog dem gone a Canada 🫤
Jamaican Chinese food nuh nice like one time 🫩🫩
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When nurses, doctors and teachers demand competitive salaries, they are chastised about patriotism & asked to be unreasonable but when old paper pushing party loyalist bureaucrats get a role all of a sudden we need first world salaries & benefits. This wreaks of govt corruption – at Jamaica
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Do Christians ever prophesy about good things happening? Like bro. Must it always be doom and gloom?
Christian lady a prophesy destruction in January and I'm just wondering if I will get to finish this degree and walk UWI stage
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The funny thing is Instagram was so completely different it its early days...
just a coupla dudes havin fun writing code completely unaware they’re about to abolish the concept of labor for an entire generation of attractive women
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My sister said the Lauryn Hill show started on time. This is concerning. The economy isn’t getting better anytime soon, y’all.
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Someone said Mamdani became Mayor just to get rid of everything that pissed him off as an individual & I believe that. Lmao
NYC now legally requires companies to make cancelling a subscription as simple as signing up, the first US city to do so "If you can sign up with a click, you must be able to cancel with one," Mayor Zohran Mamdani said
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Imagine our country was plundered by the British for centuries and the govt actually doing the right thing in reclaiming what belongs to us and there are people fixing their fingers to ask to put there where. Colonization has done a number on some of you smh
The British Museum has approximately 8,000 artefacts of Jamaican origin that have been identified in its vast collection of objects, and Culture Minister Olivia “Babsy” Grange says the Government is working at having them returned to the island. Of that number, 7,000 pieces are held in the Americas Section, including the carpenter’s Mountain collection, Grange told the Jamaica Observer on Saturday after updating Parliament last Tuesday on her trip to London earlier this month to file a petition to King Charles III on the legality of chattel enslavement of Jamaica’s African ancestors. jamaicaobserver.com/2026/09/…
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