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Alastair

@StockBoardAsset
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Joined February 2013
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Oof
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McElligott: $47BN In Levered ETF Selling, $61BN In Vol Control As The "Best Trade Of The Year" Implodes zerohedge.com/markets/mcelli…
McElligott: $47BN In Levered ETF Selling, $61BN In Vol Control As The "Best Trade Of The Year"...

McElligott: $47BN In Levered ETF Selling, $61BN In Vol Control As The "Best Trade Of The Year"...

"The numbers are getting so fricking big that *what if* we don't make that almost 'assumed' late afternoon low-then-rally" - McElligott tallies $47BN in levered ETF selling, $61BN in vol control and...

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I can’t shake the feeling that selling your high-beta tech stocks already down 40-70%, to buy low/no growth consumer names at 30-100x earnings…might not be so smart, either.
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It didn't *NASDAQ 100 EXTENDS DECLINE TO 3%, S&P 500 DOWN 1.3%
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This... won't last
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A new reality is beginning to set in
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@zerohedgeNov 4
This... won't last
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You’re not watching “student protests”. This is a communist revolution. These are not liberals who want free healthcare. They want to destroy western civilization.
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Time to buy $REMX
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We will enter an age of abundance If we can stop the communists for the next 5 years
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Ken Griffin on France and socialism… "Paris should be a real wake up call to every single American. Government spending is 60% of their GDP. It’s the socialist dream the left talks about. That dream comes down to how much you can take from others. It doesn’t belong in America."
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UBS Trading Desk: This Week's Action Looks Very Similar To The Situational Awareness Unwind zerohedge.com/markets/ubs-tr…
UBS Trading Desk: This Week's Action Looks Very Similar To The Situational Awareness Unwind

UBS Trading Desk: This Week's Action Looks Very Similar To The Situational Awareness Unwind

AI/Momentum remains the epicenter, with sustained supply across Semis, Memory and AI infrastructure and virtually no meaningful buy-the-dip sponsorship...

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UBS: This week’s action looks like a positioning reset rather than broad equity liquidation, action very similar to the Situational Awareness driven unwind a couple months ago.
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Capitalism vs. Socialism
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$CRWV CDS 5YR vs. Token Costs (inverted)
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And scene: CRWV CDS closes +135bps, panic selling and "just get the me the fukk out of this" capitulation Next, CRWV next points up as capital markets access freezes and the Alix Partners of the world start making phone calls.
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"Its Going To Zero": CoreWeave Implodes As Stocks Finally Notice What Credit Has Been Screaming For Weeks zerohedge.com/markets/its-go…
"Its Going To Zero": CoreWeave Implodes As Stocks Finally Notice What Credit Has Been Screaming For...

"Its Going To Zero": CoreWeave Implodes As Stocks Finally Notice What Credit Has Been Screaming For...

Things aren't looking very good for the original neoloud. 

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good stuff
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"Its Going To Zero": CoreWeave Implodes As Stocks Finally Notice What Credit Has Been Screaming For Weeks zerohedge.com/markets/its-go…
"Its Going To Zero": CoreWeave Implodes As Stocks Finally Notice What Credit Has Been Screaming For...

"Its Going To Zero": CoreWeave Implodes As Stocks Finally Notice What Credit Has Been Screaming For...

Things aren't looking very good for the original neoloud. 

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BofA:
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Western civilization is worth defending.
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The year is 2026. San Francisco tells the Vatican it has the power of God to put a soul in a computer program. The last Crusade begins.
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@zerohedgeSep 30
S&P vs rate volatility: biggest divergence on record Recall half of all semiconductor growth is now debt funded.
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