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“He saw it, He loved it, He ate it”

wherever is the least scary
Joined June 2021
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Acuff. Dagger. 🗡️
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Laughable how poor the US LL Bean styling is compared to their Japan label.
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they teach you in business school that you can wash your greasy hands off on your sweating can or glass so you don’t have to use a napkin or leave the table
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because of this post they will now miss the playoffs
The Mavericks are very legit. A top 10ish guy in Cooper Flagg and a top 20ish guy in Kyrie Irving with a good supporting cast and Dusty May as head coach. I'm buying this start and think they're only going to trend up.
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yeah Daniel Gafford got dunked on, and compilations of that happening over the years were all over my feed this morning, but man, that dude was absolutely awesome last night. 18 and 7 with 2 blocks and a game-high +10. re-entered the game with a minute left in the fourth after a nasty rolled ankle and knocked down two immensely clutch FTs with 11 seconds remaining to put Dallas up three. no chance they win that game without him. and btw he blocked the shit out of an Amen dunk attempt shortly after KD's poster. Alonzo Mourning got dunked on a lot, too. shoutout Gaff
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how is adam sandler overrated 😭
here's my all time actors tier list, based on personal preference:
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I can’t get past the sudden switching of perspective in the middle of this tweet going from being the father to being the son. it’s just all too much for me.
imagine ur kid is dying of a meth addiction and you ask him to delete his triggers which are gay hookup apps and instead of trying to have empathy for your own father you instead record him and post him on social media for the entire world to see
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this it the take of someone who thinks they are really really smart but are actually having beginner level thoughts
My hottest take: religion should be disqualifying for political candidates. If you genuinely believe in magic and all-powerful deities, I don't trust you to have the intelligence or cognitive ability to make informed policy decisions.
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I am not any single one of these because I am my own person! 😄
not inaccurate.
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“I am holding a bullet”
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Dressing up as the Mucinex guy for Halloween and not going out
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DARIUS ACUFF JR. POSTER RISE UP. 🔥🔥🔥 teapawt.org/MindOfBron/status/2115…
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well that fucking sucks for him
Marvel Studios has confirmed that Patrick Stewart's final on-screen performance will be as Professor X in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’.
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me when i’m a gigantic moron
Cam Thomas was an issue that can’t be in the NBA but Acuff is a potential star ??? Y’all got me FUCKED UP
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yeah NYC famously the only place with 3 people in one area at once ever
Have to share my IG story rn lmao
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