If you've ever heard a turkey calling in the Outer Rim, no you didn't. Reformed baptist, Christian nationalist, ISB field analyst.

Dantooine
Joined March 2025
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Not now honey I’m enjoying kino Empire edits
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"Sorry, bro, you gotta be the chosen one and fight in the fake war, but you can't save your mother from slavery." Same logic today: "Sorry, bro, you gotta fight the chosen people's fake wars, but you can't save your country from invasion or have a family."
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Long live the Empire.
Pov : La situation sur twitter aujourd'hui ( t'es avec qui ? )
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Replying to @Enklaev
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"Assistiu 9 filmes de Star Wars e vai votar no Império" Sim???
Assistiu 9 filmes de Star Wars e vai votar no Império; Leu 7 livros de Harry Potter e vai votar pelo bem dos Comensais da Morte; É fã de O Senhor dos Anéis, mas escolheu votar no Sauron; Diz gostar de Zelda, mas está do lado da Calamidade… O nerd brasileiro não entendeu nada.
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The Atlanta Falcons preparing for the 49ers this weekend:
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What side are you on?
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Reports are breaking that Lindsay Graham was gay and had relationships with teenage boys. Please inform the media we all knew this already.
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Paganism is just judaism but for White people
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With good reason. There's only one legitimate governing body in the galaxy, as anyone knows:
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_Starship Troopers_ is not a 'misunderstood' movie. The right-wing reading is that despite Verhoeven's faggot politics, his attempt at a subversive adaptation *fails* & the values implicit in Heinlein's source material shine through DESPITE Verhoeven's contempt for them. Everyone knows that Verhoeven is a European liberal & a clumsy satirist. That isn't what's at issue. The issue is whether the film _Starship Troopers_ in fact accomplishes what Verhoeven set out to do, & the answer to that is *no*—while he enjoys his cheap sight gags & wink-wink allusions to 20th c fascism, he's still working from a plot where normal humans are defending their home against terrible monsters. We know that Verhoeven wants to ridicule 'militarist excess'—but we also know that in the context of the movie, which is an existential struggle against aliens, the emergency facing humanity justifies anything. So again, the right-wing reading is that Verhoeven's discomfort with the source material led him to ironize & undermine the novel's militarism with superficial humor & aesthetics, but his failure to rewrite the plot means that the audience's sympathy will always be with the soldiers & fighters who find themselves in an impossible situation, despite Verhoeven's sensibilities.
The most misunderstood movie of all time. Even when the movie heavily implies the “heroes” are the Nazis by having a character walk on now dressed as a Nazi, you still see this kind of apologia
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William Tyndale humiliated the RCC and dropped one of the hardest rebuttals in human history when he told a friar, “I defy the Pope and all his laws. If God spare my life, ere many years I will cause a boy who drives the plough to know more of the scriptures than you do”. Not only did he first translate the Bible into English but he also contributed many phrases to the English language that are still in use today
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Replying to @Strutter_Tom
its actually insane that the entire jedi order was betting their survival on one guy, yet they keep him in the dark about everything and treat him like absolute shit every chance they get. palpatine won by simply not being a dick to anakin lmao
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A Europa será destruída por mulheres que projetam naqueles animais a maternidade que cabia aos filhos que elas abortaram.
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I think we all wanted to be Scout troopers? Everybody knows the cavalry is the most romantic service! The speeder bike, the boots, the cool helmet that places aesthetics ahead of silly “peripheral vision” concerns. Knights of the stars.
Replying to @ChampionsOTIce
Let me guess, you wanted to be a storm trooper when you grew up
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Don't just report your scammers. Give them PTSD. I had a scammer call me saying I owed money, I was out on my flat range, I pretended to break down crying, saying I was expecting a call back from the suicide hotline. Long story short. Sent a round down range, dropped the phone.
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The Cruxifixction is the most horrific story ever told—the worst possible death for the most blameless Man. Horror is not only at the center of the Christian religion, you can find its imagery in every Church across the world.
I'd actually argue that horror is the most Christian genre of film. Obviously that's not true of the torture porn stuff -- films in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre tradition -- but supernatural horror is often subtly Christian and sometimes very explicitly Christian. It's the only category of film where the supernatural, demons, spirits, exorcisms, the Church, etc, are consistently taken seriously. The only genre where the priest might actually be the good guy. Horror has deep roots in Christian thought and tradition.
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🚨 #BREAKING: Since Lindsay Clancy not being found guilty, 82 mothers in America have murdered 123 of their children.
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If you call yourself a conservative but don’t support repealing the 19th amendment I can’t take you seriously. You don’t actually want anything to change.
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In this home, Colonel Miles Quaritch is a hero.
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