Please don’t judge me solely based on my offensive and distasteful username.
Joined June 2010
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My “I did not burn down the Palisades” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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Imagining this doctor walking into the office every day and saying “I’m Dr. Syeda Motha Fuckin’ Ali.”
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Booked annual leave on the one day the entire Microsoft system is down
The worst thing about AI for lawyers is your clients having access to ChatGPT and using it to come up with a million questions to ask you that sound smart but are actually very stupid.
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Love when I’m booking a hotel and trying to check out the room and every pic is something like this. Show me the damn room, people!
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7:23 am: Lol hey :)
7:24 am: Do you like Neavis ong Butthig
7:24 am: *and
7:24 am: *Butthead
7:32 am: *Neavis
7:32 am: *Neavis
7:32 am: *Bevis
7:33 am: *Beacis
7:33 am: *Beacis
7:45 am: This is Cory's mom, he got into a car accident and might not make it.
9:15 am: *Beacvis
The Mega Millions Winner retweeted
Honestly, I think Scott Stevens hit on Paul Kariya in the 2003 Stanley Cup Finals was worse
The Mega Millions Winner retweeted
Paul Kariya is heading to the Hockey Hall of Fame. Who can forget his goal in Game 6 of the 2003 Cup Final after being hit by Stevens?
I feel like the people saying Club Kid is great have to be joking. I saw the trailer and it looks to be a reboot of Adam Sandler’s Big Daddy… I can’t fathom how it could possibly be good.
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RT @AstonVilla: Our last four #UCL matches:
3-0 vs Viking ✅
6-0 vs Fenerbahçe ✅
2-3 vs Club Brugge ✅
3-2 vs PSG ✅
