Ex-snooker blogger, journalist and radio pundit. Sighthound rescuer and far too intelligent and witty for this place. I hope she likes snooker.

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Joined March 2011
I have just been playing with Chat GPT and couldn't resist a bit of nostalgic self-indulgence. Makes it all sound pretty good #thread
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Loving all these Reform spongers (and bots) who reckon when freedom of movement returns they are leaving the UK. 1. Good Riddance 2. You would have to get a job 3. They check hard drives Unlucky grifters.
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Snookerbacker MBE 🗣️ retweeted
What can anyone do about these people. Seriously. How do you confront basic historical ignorance of this magnitude.
Hitler was a far left socialist. Literally in the name of his party!
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If anyone has never been to Liverpool you need to follow @LiverpoolVista for the real essence of this wonderful city. I've travelled all around the world and I am so thankful I was born here. It's just a wonderful place to come from.
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Replying to @RupertLowe10
white people, stop calling yourselves expats when you live abroad. you’re immigrants.
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He's also. A cunt. A billionaire. A liar. A racist (though his supporters all are too so that's fine). A Russian asset.
Nigel Farage isn't just the best party leader. He is also one of the best and most active constituency MPs our there. The people of Clacton are very lucky to have him!🩵➡️🇬🇧
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Snookerbacker MBE 🗣️ retweeted
It’s the way she tells them. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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This season of The Traitors really isn't very good is it? Losing Richard and Ross early has made it quite dull imo.
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So, real question, once the North Sea oil drilling goes ahead which it inevitably will, are we going to see a dramatic fall in UK fuel prices? If the answer to that is no, then why is it going ahead?
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Top quality arsewipe.
Came through my letter box ! I do not want this in my house ! 😡 ! What to do with it ?????? 🗑🚮🗑🚮🗑
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Barry West.
Name an athlete whose real name is so good it sounds made up. Not a nickname, the actual name on the birth certificate. Any sport, any era.
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It's just snooker guys.
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Feel like just one black off the spot a few months ago might have led to a completely different path for a bit. That's how emotionally fragile top snooker players are. The top ones have all sacrificed a childhood. I wonder if looking back, they would do it all again?
'I felt like, if I was going to play one last time, playing here at the Waterfront where it all started in 2005, against one of my best mates, I thought that was a better way to sign out.' Mark Allen suggests his snooker career may be over. metro.co.uk/2026/10/20/mark-…
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I'm not sure I'd file this under 'Culture' @BBCBreaking
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Sits much better where @SkyNews put it. Nothing like a bit of rape news in Entertainment and Arts.
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I love Phil and his coverage, but a random Chinese player beating Ronnie in Belfast is a struggle to promote. Snooker isn't the gig it was. Most of the current millionaires from the last golden era don't promote it like they should. It's become a small niche sport again.
Ronnie O'Sullivan the latest big name to fall at the first hurdle in Belfast. 4-3 win for world number 110 Cheung Ka Wai. Probably the biggest win of his career.
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Doing a long investigation into a Russian backed political business run by crooks and wronguns and full of racist thickos is probably not the best way to persuade Russia supporting crooks, wronguns and racist thickos not to vote for them. It just legitimises their behaviour.
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Snookerbacker MBE 🗣️ retweeted
Brain scans of dogs have shown that they enjoy receiving praise as much as they enjoy receiving sausages.
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Didn't show her whacking me across the head in the Crucible press seats to pass me her bottle of water #heavyhanded #stungabit
Peggy Li reacts to her VIRAL moments! 🔥
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Snookerbacker MBE 🗣️ retweeted
Let’s have another look at the time Nigel Farage went to the US to bad mouth Britain, but ended up getting his arse handed to him by the US Senate.
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