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England, United Kingdom
Joined September 2010
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Manchester United Football Club. A football club only works when the sum of its parts is greater than any one human. At Manchester United that worked ruthlessly well for 20 years. You can then trace when the rot started. 1. Calling Moyes "Everton". Big time players started to call the shots. That Moyes wasn't up to it is irelevant, the sum of the parts mantra was broken. 2. Ronaldo return. Always about 1 player in pressers, never about the team. 3. The piano playing decadence of Alexis reveal. City announce Haaland in a bland statement. United went full Liberace to "prove" how big they were. Clubs on top don't need to prove anything. They just do. 4. Numerous managers, sporting directors, organisational changes. Villa gave Emery the key to Villa Park and Bodymoor Health and said "you're the expert, we'll bring in your guys". 90% worked, 10% didn't. The 10% exited without fuss. United? Every name is a part of the circus. 5. Leaks. If you're supposed to be the worlds biggest club, you don't leak to Partridge type YouTubers or local journos. Chose players and their character carefully. 6. Fergie. Liverpool ruthlessly moved Shankly well away from Anfield, to the dismay of many. Romantics rightly said " WTF, it's him who started this!". Liverpool board and Boot Room said, "Move him out, he's only ever going to be a distraction". Proved true. The cameras panning to Fergie every game did United no favours. Why? Nobody could compete with that man. 7. Owners. When you allow owners in who only want to use you as collateral ( Hi Mr Big Banker, we own Man United so we're good for the fucking huge loan we want for something else) in a transaction, you're fucked. A lesson that even the biggest clubs are prone to chasing the dollar from anyone and everyone. Time to protect all of our clubs from rogue ownership. 8. Four four fucking two. Attack attack attack. Sometimes, in order to find yourself you need to go back to your roots. United play attacking, swaggering football. Buy two great wide men. Two mobile and aggressive midfielders. One ball playing, one aggressive central defender. Two fullbacks who only defend and a keeper who commands his box. Basics. United do that and even now all the people, characters, noise can be boiled down to basics that at first grind out badic results as the mess above gets dealt with. Basics. Painfully simple ones. Manchester United Football Club are one of the world's biggest acting like a lost army after a great General left the batallion. Find your General , on the pitch, in the dugout, at the head of the company, then green shoots will follow. Sometimes, simplicity is everything and complexity is ruinous. The club believed its own hype instead of following its own DNA.
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Manchester United, 1996/97.
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AGUER-NOOOOOO!
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introducing our Sympathy For Man City pizza
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Recognize this ground? It's Old Trafford in 1945, still bombed by the Germans
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Bruno shouldnโ€™t be awarded a hat-trick for todayโ€™s game as Declan Rice played more games than him last season Is that right @Carra23 @piersmorgan ?
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You can stick your fucking tractors up your arse #mufc
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๐Ÿšจ "I SAID I WANTED TO JOIN. THEY SAID TO COME TO THE MOSQUE TO TRAIN." Went undercover in London. Told people I thought Sharia should run Britain. Told them I wanted to join a group. Told them I wanted to fight. Asked about ISIS and Al-Qaeda. โ€œDefinitely, bro.โ€ โ€œ100%.โ€ โ€œInshallah one day we bring the caliphate to this country.โ€ Not one person told me I was wrong. Not one person said that wasnโ€™t Islam. They pointed me inside. At the mosque the man running things didnโ€™t flinch either. He talked about conversions like it was a quota. Sixty, seventy people. Then he mentioned the training they run at 2 oโ€™clock. New arrivals. New believers. They start them immediately. This is what โ€œcommunityโ€ looks like when no one is allowed to notice. Parallel institutions. Parallel law. Parallel loyalty. They convert, they train, they wait. The rest of the country is told itโ€™s Islamophobia to even describe what is happening in its own capital. London already has neighborhoods where British norms are optional and Islamic ones are enforced. The video didnโ€™t invent that. It just recorded people saying it out loud because they no longer feel the need to hide it. They are not integrating. They are building. And every official who calls this โ€œdiversityโ€ is lying to you on purpose. Watch it. Then ask why the people in charge still pretend this is a mystery.
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Britain had the rain. So why the shortage? Just five months after Englandโ€™s eighth wettest winter, reservoirs fell from 94% full to 75.3%. No major new reservoir in 30+ years. Population up 11.5 million. Nearly one litre in five lost through leaks. This isnโ€™t just about the weather. Itโ€™s about failing to build, store and maintain.
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The greatest songwriter of all time is Martin Gore of Depeche Mode. Approximately 170 songs, with 50 charting hits. Over 100 million albums sold, performing live to over 35 million fans & STILL writing & performing after 50 years. I place Trent Reznor next in line. Brilliant.
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Do you back UK motorway speed limit cuts to save fuel amid fears of nationwide shortages (if you believe the fear) ? Share to get more votes in please.
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๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ช Our longest serving captain, and best midfielder in history, the legendary Bryan Robson #BryanRobson #MUFC #manchesterunited
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