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Is your car a bit of a wreck?
You look and think ‘oh flippin’ ‘eck’
‘This vehicle’s made badly
It’s worth nothing sadly
But just called an old Yiddish ‘DRECK‘ 🚘
Absolute rubbish
🚨BREAKING: The John Lewis Christmas Advert 2026 has become one of the worst reviewed in the stores history
The comments on YouTube have been TURNED OFF
There are currently 5 times the dislikes as there are likes
The Plot:
- Entitled children ignore their Grandmother, won't even hug her
- She tries to give them nice, simple, meaningful toys to play with, they ignore her
- She goes to John Lewis to buy expensive toys
- The kids now love her
It's an awful message featuring a diverse family as always
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I recall the song
‘Like the desert missed the rain’
(Nobody sung PARCH )
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I don’t like Nutella
It looks like chocolate putty
I want Marmite on my toast
Suppose that makes me NUTTY ?
It’s like rubbing salt in the wound for all the grannies and families who will find Christmas a financial struggle this year. Also not the original meaning of the Stones song.
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Where do you keep your money?
In a box under the couch?
Or maybe in the attic
in a secret hidden POUCH ?
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If Trump pitched up where I live
I’d try to give the boot
If that was unsuccessful
Then off I’d quickly SCOOT 🤬🤯
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If you’re looking for a cute pet,
Then this one’s a surefire ‘left swiper’
A venomous creature to love?
‘No thank you, I don’t want a VIPER’
🐍
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If we were lucky years ago
And good things our way flew
We’d clap our hands and jump about
and maybe shout YAHOO !
JTilbury retweeted
This seems like a great time to reshare my favourite Sir Patrick Stewart performance, ‘What has the ECHR ever done for us?’ It’s just perfect in every possible way … including the ending 😂😂😂 RIP.
🎥 The Guardian
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The Mayor lets the people walk
All over Oxford Street
The PM helps rough sleepers
With beds and stuff to eat.
The Tory leader makes cheap jibes
Which from the truth are wide
While Lib Dem Leader looks around
to find a Water SLIDE 🛝
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Alexei Sayle wrote a great song
Just one among his quota
It hit the charts in eighty-four
‘Ullo John, Gotta new MOTOR ?
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This new word was not on my list
It seems to be one I have missed
Well, I checked it out
and now there’s no doubt
That grain to be milled is called GRIST