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A panel show that everyone on Twitter can take part in. It's like radio for your eyes. With pictures.

Joined February 2013
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You're filed! RT @Lord_Sugar: With @stylfile's NEW S‑Ped, shavings are stored in the handle for disposal stylfile.com/s-Ped.php
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I just sprinkle them right on my spaghetti RT @Lord_Sugar: Fed up with messy foot-shavings on floor?
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Hilarious headline/photo combo on the front of the @Independent
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It's #ff, FFS, and we're on the hunt for #EvenMoreThanTenMillionComedians. Let us know who on Twitter makes you do a laugh.
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Replying to @MattEdmondson
@MattEdmondson When is next episode Ten Million Comedians @TMCShow back?
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The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - the incomparable Ronnie Barker #DeadFunny
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I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour. - Richard Pryor #DeadFunny
I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it. - George Carlin #DeadFunny @rickygervais
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@TMCShow "Are you a spy?" "No, I'm a shepherd" "Ah, shepherd spy!" Spike Milligan #deadfunny
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My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson #DeadFunny
I can still enjoy sex at 74. I live at 75, so it's no distance. - Bob Monkhouse #DeadFunny
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"I rang a builder and said 'Can I have a skip outside my house?' he said 'You can do what you want mate.' " Tommy Cooper #DeadFunny
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It's #ff and it got us to thinking who we'd follow if they hadn't gone and died before the damn thing was invented. #DeadFunny
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@TMCShow Did I miss #poptartdemands ? "Don't burn me!"
RT @KatyFBrand: I don't think any news will ever top this headline ever again...dailymail.co.uk/news/article…