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Nigeria
Joined November 2009
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Nigeria will make youths try their hands on almost everything, 9 - 5, entrepreneurship, tech, realty, crypto, forex, content creation and so on, that’s why at almost 30, people still don’t know what they’re doing with their lives, no enabling environment.
The Tech DJ retweeted
The way this guy uses AI to create scenes like this is just too good. An angel came to deliver a man’s blessings, but the devil appeared, claiming he had legal grounds to stop them. Then Jesus showed up and declared that His mercy covers the man. 🔥❤
The Tech DJ retweeted
I love men lol. I find them very interesting. Can’t give your number out too quickly, can’t ask where this is going, can’t tell them you like them first lest you die a horrible death, can’t smile at them too much, can’t compliment them, can’t do anything! Just sit & look pretty❤️
The Tech DJ retweeted
Hii hiiiii, people were kidnapped in igando area around lasu.
Some teenagers and an elderly woman, they took turns raping a teenage girl and made the others watch.
They made them hold cardboards and say untrue things about themselves, that they were gay. 1/2
The Tech DJ retweeted
Intimacy in relationships shouldn’t be skipped because it does something to the brain that I can’t even begin to explain. Just being with your person and doing absolutely nothing together is top tier, healthy intimacy.
Some relationships don’t die because love disappeared; they die because the intimacy did, and people keep pretending love alone should be enough.
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The Tech DJ retweeted
I dey meeting phone 10%
Laptop 11%
I went to check the generator to no fuel😭😭😭
I couldn’t even tell the person because he’s abroad, and we’re just trying to work together, and he's not here.
I just went to carry my brother's laptop praying it's charged; at least let me have a phone to use!
Iwo olorun how do I compete with the global market with this type of thing?
The Tech DJ retweeted
I saw a Patient today.
Husband left her about 10 years ago.
She was a full housewife at the time.
She picked up her broken pieces and started selling private.
Now, she's very stable and he wants to come back after marrying another woman, she said no.
I asked about sex and how she'd be dealing with it.
She said " Doctor, there's a way you'd have money and God that sex won't do you again".
As a woman, have your own money.
This life is unpredictable.
The Tech DJ retweeted
No single lagos thug came out 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Today, I visited Ile-Epo in Alimosho, Lagos State, to brief our people on the Obi-Kwankwaso ticket.
In my remarks, I urged them to remain steadfast and to serve as voters, mobilisers, agents, and defenders of the OK and NDC mandate, whether in their home states or here in Lagos.
In my company was the Lagos NDC Gubernatorial Candidate, Mr Funso Doherty, and I thank everyone sincerely for their warm support and reception. - RMK
The Tech DJ retweeted
This is why the dating pool is messed up. The moment I become scared of showing you too much love because you might make me feel stupid for it, you’re not my person. I want to do silly things for you, go the extra mile, be ridiculously affectionate, and have you pull me in for a hug and kiss because you’re just as crazy about me. I want to randomly buy you things, disturb you with kisses, look for excuses to touch you and never have to wonder if I’m doing too much. Loving you shouldn’t feel like I’m risking my dignity
The Tech DJ retweeted
I will always say this, if you as a young girl come across a 40 something yr old unmarried man, remove your slippers and runnnnnnn
If you go ahead to marry him, you will eventually discover the reason you met him single at that age.
Nobody rushes you into a relationship more than a 40-something unmarried male.
You just met me and you're asking if you can come see my parents to introduce yourself as "a friend that can be a husband in the coming months".
You think I'm desperate like you?😂 calm down joor.
What's your favorite color and what are your hobbies?😂😂😂😂
