Nick Wood 🇪🇺 (@Telecolumnist) header
Nick Wood 🇪🇺 (@Telecolumnist) profile picture

Nick Wood 🇪🇺

@Telecolumnist

Freelancer writing about telecoms and tech. I don't post much, but when I do, you'll find it on Bluesky, not this Nazi-ridden cesspit.

 England, United Kingdom
Joined February 2010
  • Tweets4.6K
  • Following282
  • Followers2.7K
183Media
Photo by Nick Wood 🇪🇺 (@Telecolumnist)Photo by Nick Wood 🇪🇺 (@Telecolumnist)Photo by Nick Wood 🇪🇺 (@Telecolumnist)Photo by Nick Wood 🇪🇺 (@Telecolumnist)Photo by Nick Wood 🇪🇺 (@Telecolumnist)Photo by Nick Wood 🇪🇺 (@Telecolumnist)Photo by Nick Wood 🇪🇺 (@Telecolumnist)Photo by Nick Wood 🇪🇺 (@Telecolumnist)Photo by Nick Wood 🇪🇺 (@Telecolumnist)Photo by Nick Wood 🇪🇺 (@Telecolumnist)
Nick Wood 🇪🇺 retweeted
Mary Lennighan (@TelecomEditor) profile picture
Mary Lennighan@TelecomEditor29 May 2023
Image from Mary Lennighan (@TelecomEditor)
2
1
7
697
Nick Wood 🇪🇺 retweeted
Richard Osman (@richardosman) profile picture
Richard Osman
@richardosman23 Apr 2023
Didn't realise the Government emergency alert at 3pm was going to be about the Spurs score.
107
450
44
6,095
707,066
I think he’s dead
This quoted post is unavailable.
Try viewing anyway · View on X
27
182
2
3,308
214,206
Nick Wood 🇪🇺 retweeted
Tim Mashin (@timmashin) profile picture
Tim Mashin@timmashin3 Mar 2023
Proud to announce my first official release today. Streaming links below. lfg! 🙏 In The Darkness orcd.co/timmashininthedarkne…
1
1
3
189
Nick Wood 🇪🇺 retweeted
Mo' (@mocent0) profile picture
Mo'@mocent02 Mar 2023
Still struggling to work out how thick you must have to be to trust Isabel Oakeshott
13
15
2
113
12,976
Nick Wood 🇪🇺 retweeted
Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) profile picture
Sophia Benoit@1followernodad22 Feb 2023
“Are we under attack?” Lmfao no babe we’ve deregulated everything to save rich people money.
DC_Draino (@DC_Draino) profile pictureDC_Draino
@DC_Draino22 Feb 2023
Now a Uranium compound of is on fire at the Y-12 National Security Complex in Oak Ridge, Tennessee I think I speak on behalf of millions of Americans when I ask - what the actual hell is going on?! Are we under attack?! The American people deserve the truth PC: @rawsalerts
Image from DC_Draino (@DC_Draino)
19
1,174
13
7,540
486,041
Nick Wood 🇪🇺 retweeted
Michael Schechter (@mikeschechter) profile picture
Michael Schechter@mikeschechter8 Feb 2023
I mean, I wouldn’t describe it as “uncontrollably”…
Karissa Bell (@karissabe) profile pictureKarissa Bell@karissabe7 Feb 2023
Replying to @karissabe
imagining a Bing exec somewhere deep in a Microsoft office just sobbing uncontrollably rn that Bing is *finally* getting its moment
58
393
27
5,839
1,141,678
Nick Wood 🇪🇺 retweeted
Greta Thunberg (@GretaThunberg) profile picture
Greta Thunberg
@GretaThunberg30 Dec 2022
this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes
48,278
331,967
63,503
2,928,610
153,733,654
Nick Wood 🇪🇺 retweeted
wint (@dril) profile picture
wint
@dril16 Dec 2022
5G was supposed to get us all Laid
84
2,010
55
23,001
1,362,739
Nick Wood 🇪🇺 retweeted
mutable joe (@mutablejoe) profile picture
mutable joe@mutablejoe8 Nov 2022
but who's going to do whatever gavin williamson did
11
7
42
Nick Wood 🇪🇺 retweeted
kim (@KimmyMonte) profile picture
kim@KimmyMonte29 Sep 2022
my glass coffin company “remains to be seen” is not doing as well as i thought it would.
833
13,330
651
203,908
Nick Wood 🇪🇺 retweeted
David Cameron (@David_Cameron) profile picture
David Cameron
@David_Cameron4 May 2015
Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: facebook.com/DavidCameronOff…

David Cameron

It's the start of a week when Britain will decide its future. By Friday you’ll either have Ed Miliband, or me as your Prime Minister. It's that simple - an inescapable choice: me leading a strong...

facebook.com
4,269
23,954
20,533
19,635
Nick Wood 🇪🇺 retweeted
Jim Pickard 🐋 (@PickardJE) profile picture
Jim Pickard 🐋
@PickardJE7 Jul 2022
an article for every occasion
Image from Jim Pickard 🐋 (@PickardJE)
52
1,814
213
5,574
Nick Wood 🇪🇺 retweeted
Belfast Empire (@belfastEmpire) profile picture
Belfast Empire@belfastEmpire6 Jul 2022
Anyone fancy clapping at eight?
2
7
64
Nick Wood 🇪🇺 retweeted
You’ll do. (@mostly_grumpy) profile picture
You’ll do.@mostly_grumpy24 Jun 2022
*Morgan Freeman* The votes for her did not count, and she hid in a cupboard.
Helen Hurford (@HelenHurford2) profile pictureHelen Hurford@HelenHurford222 Jun 2022
Every vote for me counts so vote conservative tomorrow in Tiverton and honiton
1
1
8
Nick Wood 🇪🇺 retweeted
mutable joe (@mutablejoe) profile picture
mutable joe@mutablejoe3 May 2022
there's stuff behind my mum's fridge older than america
3
30
If Batman was real he’d be the world’s least weird billionaire
2,672
130
19,839
Nick Wood 🇪🇺 retweeted
RichNeville (@RichNeville) profile picture
RichNeville@RichNeville25 Jan 2022
Sue Gray’s report is a file with a cake in it.
107
845
85
6,223
Nick Wood 🇪🇺 retweeted
Rob Palk (@robpalkwriter) profile picture
Rob Palk@robpalkwriter13 Jan 2022
Seasoned royal watchers knew this would happen when they saw the Queen's Kill The Paedos brooch earlier this week
1
10
44
Nick Wood 🇪🇺 retweeted
Otto English (@Otto_English) profile picture
Otto English@Otto_English19 Dec 2021
Started Going
Image from Otto English (@Otto_English)
Image from Otto English (@Otto_English)
18
139
5
1,168
Load more