It's almost certain your activist mock outrage would be fuck all use on a desert island. Go and sit over there with the other people we're going to eat.

Askwith, England
Joined February 2009
‘Bit disappointed the gift shop was closed, would have liked a wider choice of sandwiches in the cafe’
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Fucking hell lads, Lemsip are £7. @andyburnham sort it out fella.
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My hayfever has been horrendous the last 2 days. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
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Pretend you’re a 1980’s high school teacher by wearing a copper bracelet to ward off arthritis
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You don’t hear much about those St Christopher medal pendants with a fold out list of emergency contacts and medical conditions anymore.
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Because I went to a city on Sunday looking for cars, I’ve been near people and tonight my nose is running like a tap I’m getting a cold. First of the year. Before home working this was a 6 times a year occurrence.
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Where’s that spoon been?
Cameo Messages - birthdays, engagements weddings or a promotion. Make somebody smile with a cameo message.
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You’ll do. retweeted
just drove my chevy all the way to the levy. you’re not gonna fucking believe this.
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hey sorry to ask but are you fucking stupid
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Rightmove app is down, what the fuck am I supposed to do all day now? Work? Fuck that.
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A Trump, Kim Jong Un double would be the best day ever on here.
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When you’re waiting in reception to interview for a job you’re not qualified for or suited to.
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One of my favourite things is when someone either on FB or even by handwritten poster that their ‘business’* is closing, but they say THIS IS NOT THE END. *daft idea that was never going to be profitable e.g. entirely celery based cafe or chinchilla groomer. It is the end.
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Not now, Cato!
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I went looking at cars yesterday. I love the polestar 2 dual motor and the polestar 4 dual motor. I looked at several other brands. I was in my dog walking scruffs. One of the brands won’t be getting my money after asking if I knew the cars were quite expensive.
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Find someone that looks at you the way I look at a Chinese takeaway that only takes cash, doesn’t deliver and has a phone that rings constantly.
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No shit, Serpico
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Just had a jam doughnut shot. It’s a Baileys on top of chambord. It’s delicious.
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