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There's an old Italian saying: you fuck up once, you lose two teeth. I'm the circus act on the right of the profile picture.

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Joined January 2009
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🏅 @MarkCavendish WINS!! 🏅 @MarkCavendish S'IMPOSE !! #TDF2021
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Does anyone know what @BorisJohnson actually does? 24 hours in the day
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We’re starkly realising our public services are drastically underfunded. So here’s a suggestion: before any company receives a penny in public Covid-19 support they must first pledge to scrap any artificial tax avoidance arrangements in future 1/3
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HOLY MOLY! 👀 We have a new greatest ever catch....
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Soooo....there is a guy with a sound system outside Downing Street saying he won’t let @BorisJohnson sleep until he steps down as PM. 😂😂😂
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The most remarkable of finishes, as seen in the TMS box. Thank you so much for being there with us. #bbccricket #Ashes
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You can only feel sorry for people who don’t understand cricket. And that was cricket in all its beauty.
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Please enjoy my short film, "Every Reference to Christmas in Match of the Day Goals Round-Ups, 1992-1999"
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For all those new and enthused by the recent football you may want a guide to navigating the upcoming 2018/19 season. Basically, you root for the team who played nearest to your front door when you were a child. Everybody else can go fuck themselves. Enjoy the ride!
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It's not the winning of the Champions League for Liverpool that bothers me. It's the plays (one will definitely be called The Kings Of Kiev). And the poetry. And the documentaries and books.
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UNBELIEVABLE! Roma president Pallotta throwing himself in the fountain surrounded by fans!
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The world is falling to bits and everything is terrible but at least I’m not in this car.
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We've issued an efit for of a suspect in a distraction burglary in Stratford in February. If you have any information please contact us. warwickshire.police.uk/45543
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Replying to @MA_Fox
@MA_Fox RETIRE #swfc
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I made a new opening titles sequence for Eastenders
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Jos Luhukay has picked up 7️⃣ points from his opening 🔟 league games in charge of #SheffieldWednesday. This is the least points any #swfc manager has picked up in his opening 🔟 league games since Paul Jewell won just 5️⃣ points from Aug to Sept 2000. #WAWAW #Owls
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Who would be more useful in midfield. Like for Butterfield . Retweet for Butterbean #SWFC teapawt.org/Liamowl/status/9600933… dlvr.it/QDy9pW
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Clive Anderson shot dead by Noel Edmonds (Brass Eye)
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