Terry Maggert

Potato peels+Coffee grounds +Melon rinds = Black Gold

Watching Life Force and it has to be said: Frank Finlay's hair is MAGNIFICENT. It is art unto itself. It is the zenith of follicular evolution, and it deserves our accolades.

New friend. #frog

*heavy breathing* Look what I found under the stairs, likely been there since the 1990s. Yeah. They’re real. IYKYK

With the passing of such a giant, Sir Patrick Stewart, I am moved to once again share one of his early films. People mistakenly use the term "B Movie" when discussing the sheer majesty and wonder of. . . LIFE FORCE. This 1985 tour de force featured Sir Patrick, Steve Railsback, Peter Firth, and a bevy of bewildered British stage actors, and the incandescently beautiful-- and completely naked, for the whole film-- Mathilda May. When American astronauts journey to Halley's Comet, they encounter three alien beings in suspended animation. Naturally, the three aliens are stunningly beautiful, and naturally, they are naked. OF COURSE THEY BRING THEM BACK TO LONDON. Unleashed on the human populace, the Space Vampires (they were named that by author Colin Wilson in his novel, um. . .The Space Vampires) begin a reign of terror, draining the life force of humans through sexual contact (OF COURSE) and creating a horde of life-thirsty zombies who turn London, and the world, into a charnel house of desiccated bodies and spectacular tits. Sending the ill-gotten life force skyward through a focusing lens, the space vampires recharge their ship, using people as batteries for their continuing onslaught of sexy mayhem. But love is eternal, just like the sex appeal of Mathilda May and her Star Booty. Forced to choose between his home and a life of depraved, mind-bending sexual domination, Commander Carlsen (Railsback) howls "Ad astra et mamillae!" and takes One Giant Leap For Dudes Who Love Bewbs. Naturally. It is, without a doubt, one of the finest "bad" films ever made. Treat yourself tonight, and tip one for Sir Patrick as you do. youtu.be/B18wv1oAJGc

My grandfather was a big band leader in New York; under Patton he went all the way to Germany. Came back and opened a pie restaurant in Rome, NY.

Incredibly sad day. The Captain, the presence, the voice has left our plane. Fair winds, sir.

11/10. As good as a show can be. #TerminalList

With great sadness, I announce the last harvest of 2026. So long, and thanks for all the taters. #garden

Terminal List season two: Holy. Shit. Was not prepared for this level of tension and action. 11/10. #TerminalList

We are emerging from 12 hours of food poisoning. Sweet Fancy Moses, what a night.

NICE TRY FEDS

Being GenX and crashing towards 60 is great for humor, bad for reality. I’d trade gold coins for effective sleep.

Greetings from Carmel, Indiana. It’s delightful. #bn_carmel #scifi #byss

On the road to Indianapolis, signing hardcovers at Barnes and Noble Carmel. See you tomorrow, friends! #authorevents #books #backyardstarship

Tonight. #astronomy

I have an overpowering desire for a strawberry shake

He got everything out of life.