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you cowards don't even smoke crack

Queens, NY
Joined December 2012
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Reminds me of this banger.
Aside from the fact it rots people's brains, honestly True Crime is really just quite unethical conceptually. Like I used to watch it and at a certain point I just sat down and went. Why am I listening to the worst things that can happen to a person being recounted?
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“Kobe Bryant Is The Best Player In The World❗️” If the president of the United States is stamping you,then you’re undeniably the Face of the NBA.Again,Even when Nash,Dirk, Duncan & LeBron were getting their accolades,Kobe was still acknowledged by Players & the masses as THE standard.Nick Wrong is lying to y’all & trying to rewrite history For the sake of LeBron
"People get so mad at this take... Kobe's the 8th greatest player and he was never the best player in the world." @getnickwright breaks down the best player in the world during every season of Kobe's career... and why it was never him
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Friends😞 I lost my beautiful mommy on Wednesday. It was sudden, shocking and destabilizing. If you can help by supporting and b00sting our gofundme it’d be very appreciated. Gofundme: gofund.me/cb09893ae
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Now that it’s officially November🦃
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Stop.
I was rewatching Black 90s sitcoms, and the anti-African propaganda disguised as jokes was heavy!
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Dwight Howard when describing LeBron and Kobe: "LeBron is a killer but Kobe was a mercenary. Kobe was one of the guys who went and got Osama Bin Laden. He was in that Seal Team 6. LeBron was standing outside." 😭😭😂
𝗗𝘄𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗛𝗼𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲 𝗢'𝗡𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗮𝗿𝗴𝘂𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽𝗵 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗚𝗢𝗔𝗧 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 Shaquille O'Neal: "And my thing is, when you start talking about the GOAT, I just want all the names mentioned. And you got to start adding Steph Curry in there now." Dwight Howard: "And my thing is when you start talking about the goat, I just want all the names mentioned. And you got to start adding Steph Curry in there now. That's all." Shaquille O'Neal: "I'm jealous and I'm sure Dwight feels the same way. I'm jealous my name is not in that GOAT greatest of all time. It is what it is, it doesn't matter." Shaquille O'Neal: "But if you're gonna start talking about these people, yes, it's Jordan, yes, it's LeBron, but you can't forget Kobe and you can't forget Steph."
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Japanese people are well aware of what they’re doing and they’re also aware that white people will show up to infantilize them when they’re behaving poorly so they don’t have to truly atone for their wrongdoings.
does japan not have world history classes?
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21-year-old Kentrell Settles was k—lled after honking at a woman who was blocking traffic at a green light. 23-year-old Deborah Benefiel became enraged and sh—t him from behind through his car seat. She has been charged with m—der.
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White women are sadistic. She laughing at her children; she is saying she is supriced how easy it was to get them to eat off the floor
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Kyrie Irving high asf before his ACL surgery asking for a Jamaican Beef Patty The Ocky Way 😭😭
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AIPAC astroturf accounts in shambles
DNC Black Caucus chair: “We are dismayed that Congresswoman Haley Stevens has revealed herself to be a sellout who used Black Michiganders for a political stunt. Congresswoman Stevens has lost her way, and Michiganders know that Mike Rogers is a shill for Trump”
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No exaggeration. I actually dream of going to Dearborn MI and having this shawarma. REM dreams. The Sami’s way one with extra toum, juicy chicken, Lebanese pickles, and their family’s special pomegranate sauce that makes it crispy.. Omg I’m so angry all day now I can’t have it
Abdul El-Sayed gives dinner recommendations: "I'm for Shawarma law"
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Good Life - Kanye West(2007)
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“They couldn’t air this today” nigga I don’t think they could’ve aired it in 2003
Nick or Treat 1985-2002, they couldn’t air this today
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Hot take: In Living Color was way better than Saturday Night Live.
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Replying to @antonerable
A racist Argentine, fork found in kitchen lol
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The tweet compared to the DM
Nunca le preguntes a un gringo de historia geográfica y politica porque se van a creer los expertos únicamente para hacerse los picantes en twiter
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Dominicans for no reason 😭😂🤣 🇩🇴🇩🇴 : Thank you, Spanish colonizers! Without you, we wouldn’t have this light skin!”
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This why y’all need to stop worshipping celebrities. Their entitlement is insane! Y’all make them into god like figures just cuz they have money and influence. 2 chainz is another JIVE ASS NIGGA talkin that “Wakanda” bullshit but y’all keep running down there to kiss they ass.
2 Chainz got into a DEBATE with Keith Lee after bringing up the BAD REVIEW Keith gave his restaurant, with Keith arguing that his reviews should reflect how REGULAR CUSTOMERS are treated, while 2 Chainz insisted celebrities EARN special treatment 😳👀 2 Chainz also questioned whether Keith’s strict diet as a former athlete affects his TASTE in food and how he judges restaurants. “I’m an entertainer, and obviously we get perks that other people don’t get. That’s just period, my boy. I don’t stand in line at the airport. I don’t do none of that because I done worked my ass off to do this.”
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