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Christopher

@TheBigBatman

Not Actually Batman. Chubby Bearded Man.

 London, England…innit
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Joined December 2015
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  • Followers4.2K
As far as I can tell women assert their dominance by leaving hair in the shower.
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fancy nancy@dontstartmeupOct 4
Women dealing with real life, with logic, don’t have the remotest inkling to film it for tiktok.
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BoobsRadley@ScoutLarooAug 26
That one guy on here disappeared so I just went to his page and liked 87 of his tweets in a row because we must keep sociopathy alive and well.
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BoobsRadley@ScoutLarooAug 15
Your lack of self awareness is astonishing, bro.
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Thought I’d pop in and see who has been making Dolly Parton tweets from 9-5 today.
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I still think I’m the greatest tweeter of all time, although that’s like my third best quality…behind my rugged good looks and of course my humility.
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fancy nancy@dontstartmeupMay 20
If cats could smoke, they would.
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*takes a long drag from a cigarette *looks at your baby *exhales What’s wrong with your dog?
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How many loads can I possibly do in one day.
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I'll be everyone's hype girl idgaf
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Welcome to Twitter. Welcome to misunderstandings.
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My tweets may be hard, just scroll to the easy ones.
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I’m not sorry for being this way.
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Lasagna me, Daddy.
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Having a glass of red wine tonight like a classy bish
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Please tweet more….how else am I supposed to flirt with you
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Wait….is it too late to do a mistletoe tweet or….
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Julz
@T0xic__AF23 Dec 2025
a presence that feels like a full-body takeover
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Good thing I’m not here to impress anyone.
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Merry Christmas Eve, my pommie chommies.
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I’m glass tiger and peach schnapps years old.
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