The Key to Surviving Real Estate Follow for the Laughs. Stay for the Value. Co-Founder of @nowbammedia Media I Say What You're Thinking.
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I've had my real estate license for 4,015 days and still nobody has asked me how many sections are in a township.
Oh look, a housing doomer posting a screenshot of a random price cut with zero context to convince everyone the housing market is crashing.
“Worse than 2008! You have no idea what’s coming!!”
When you’re on a conference call with your client and their know-it-all cousin who bought a house once starts chiming in to tell you how to do your job
The Broke Agent retweeted
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You know all those spam texts you’re getting from politicians right now?
Imagine that. FOREVER.
That’s being a real estate agent.
Health insurance. Fake referrals. “Cash buyers.” Fake house flippers. Lead gen companies. Scams.
All day. Every day.
I’m getting like 10 a day at this point.
Welcome to our world.
The Broke Agent retweeted
Quick Housing Market Update:
📉 Purchase applications: -14% YoY, -4% WoW
📈 Mortgage rates: 7.57%, up from 6.64% in mid-July
📉 Pending sales: 57,724 vs. 64,232 last year
📈 Inventory: 902,112 vs. 863,972 last year
📈 Price cuts: 42.83% vs. 41.6% last year
📈 New listings: Strongest year since 2022
Higher rates are pressuring demand, but giving buyers more inventory, price cuts, and negotiating leverage.
Death, taxes, and randomly getting added to another real estate agent’s newsletter out of nowhere.
Now I’m getting Susan’s JUST LISTED email blasts?
I’ve literally never met this person.
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These are insane.
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Death, taxes, and the listing agent saying they have two offers when the house has been sitting for 150+ days.
The Broke Agent retweeted
Im trying to schedule a showing for a buyer today.
I have called, texted, emailed the agent several times over the past THREE days and no response 🙄
Guess it makes sense the homes been on the market for 150 days+
You know you're in for a long real estate transaction when the agent on the other side never answers the phone or responds to texts.