Actor, writer, comedian, voiceover. Big fan of Voltaire, Moliere and Baudelaire. #NotPretentious. & @realmacguffins. Agents: @cloreclients & @vocalpointuk

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Britain's answer to Disneyworld is now open - a fairytale kingdom for the whole family to enjoy #Brexitland #BrexitBenefits
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I doubt that this is widely known by American voters.
Polish Foreign Minister Sikorski: "Since January of last year, the U.S. has not contributed a single cent to the defense of Ukraine. We are doing it, Europe."
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Polish Foreign Minister Sikorski: "Since January of last year, the U.S. has not contributed a single cent to the defense of Ukraine. We are doing it, Europe."
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The White House claimed there were 16,000 non us citizens in Nevada that were on the voter rolls… after being forced to provide data to this they dropped their made up number to 185… Nevada investigated the 185 names and discovered that all of them were legal us citizens that were legally allowed to vote. Meaning the Trump White House was only off by 100%.
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If Putin stops fighting, the war ends. If Zelensky stops fighting then his country will be occupied, leaders murdered, language banned, businesses stolen, children kidnapped. That's what happens in Russian-occupied Ukraine.
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Russia has found a way to overwhelm Ukraine's air defences with Iranian drones and Chinese engines. Kyiv is bracing for its hardest winter yet. $300bn of Russian assets sit frozen in western banks. We must now put them to work for Ukraine. thetimes.com/comment/columni…
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Please keep worrying about hoards of fighting age men and try to forget that small boat crossings are down 44%, deportations are at their highest level in ten years and immigration is 82% lower. I need everyone to be furious, otherwise what is the point of me?
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If we're going to retrospectively punish Manchester City for fibbing can we also reverse Brexit whilst we're at it.
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If only we had as many articles citing British people fed up with billionaires as we do billionaires fed up with Britain.
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Age old adage. 🤷‍♂️
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In 1981 eight unimaginably brave souls put to sea in murderous conditions because a call went out. They sought neither reward nor praise. They were @RNLI and they were the best of their community. Support your local lifeboat
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Forever in your debt Canada 🇨🇦
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It's nonsense to suggest that people who support Brexit and Reform are motivated by racism. And if you don't believe me, check out this perfectly reasonable tweet by prominent Reform member and former mayoral candidate, Arron Banks.
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A massive ‘well done’ to the 50-ish patriots who protested outside the Marriott Hotel in Portsmouth last night after spotting a number of brown people present at the venue. Just one small problem however - it was the Pakistan Under-19 Men’s Cricket Squad who are currently on tour and taking on our own Under-19 team in Arundel today. SUPPORT THE RNLI - rebrand.ly/imvl9mb
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London's homicide rate hit its lowest level since records began. Yet 40% of the public thought that murders had risen since 2019. That’s the danger of disinformation. We cannot accept it, and to defeat it, we’ve got to put pressure on the social media companies who profit from it.
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Sharron, this is simply not an accurate description of what is happening. Nobody is being threatened with two years in prison simply for flying the Union Flag or St George’s Cross. Fly either flag lawfully in your own garden, from your home, or on private land with the landowner’s permission, and this injunction has nothing to do with you. And since you mention the United States, that is exactly how Americans commonly display their flag, from their homes, porches, gardens and other private property. The issue here is people attaching flags without permission to lampposts and other public highway infrastructure, and then potentially breaching a High Court injunction prohibiting them from doing so. If somebody is ultimately imprisoned, it would be for contempt of court by knowingly breaching a legal injunction, not for displaying the national flag. There is an enormous difference between “you can be jailed for flying an England flag” and “you can be jailed for deliberately defying a High Court order”. Patriotism does not place anybody above the law.
We have a very serious problem when British people can be threatened with 2yrs in prison for flying a national flag. Could you imagine saying this to someone an America in the USA?
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You know you’re a terrible person when the photos of you with Jeffrey Epstein are real, but the ones of you with Dolly Parton are fake.
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Please retweet if you agree with David.
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BREAKING: Doug Ford just unveiled a massive sign reading “Lake Ontario Now and Always” on the shoreline of Lake Ontario. Trump would hate it if this went viral.
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