Neoconservative. Centrist. Pro-choice, anti-gun. Tweets about politics and sports, with a side of movies and TV shows. โ€œsmug neocon cuckโ€ he/him/his

San Francisco, CA
Joined September 2018
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I love a tiki bar and am struggling to imagine being offended if someone said *the White House should not look like a tiki bar decorated by Sadaam Hussein.* Too many people get mad about too many actually inoffensive things.
People who are mad about this are underestimating Cheesecake Factory patrons. Cheesecake Factory patrons LOVE a joke. We love jokes and enormous menus and that really good bread
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Does Obama not realize that for most Americans the Cheesecake Factory is the only glimpse of beauty, however fleeting, they will see in their provincial, shallow lives, the slop it serves like manna from Heaven for a people (barely) surviving on Hot Pockets and Mountain Dew
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Absolutely spectacular run-on sentence from a sitting president
"CNN did another Poll at who was the Most Popular Person in the History of the Republican Party, and I won that, too, with me being at 53%, Ronald Reagan being at 18%, and Abraham Lincoln being at 8%, and these are CNN Polls, people not exactly in love with me, so, Bill Maher lied, but he lies about everything, and I believe he lied to me when I asked him, with all the applause and laughter he gets after almost everything he says, about things that arenโ€™t funny or even any good, what Laughter Machine does he use?"
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amanda seyfried straight up telling billy his wife probably faked an orgasm for him youโ€™re so funny girl pls donโ€™t go bald
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โ€œI'm pro-ICE. I'm for the rule of law. And I'm also not so silly as to think that our government system never makes mistakes, and that good people who are law-abiding and filing paperwork to the best of their ability and knowledge don't ever get hurt, whether the error is onโ€ฆ
I still stand with Samuel Sey. I would rather end up looking like a fool than immediately question his character simply because a government agency put out a statement that seems to contradict what his family and friends have been saying about his situation. I've wrestled with the DMV when they issued me a license with my name wrong, a name that matched neither my birth certificate nor my post-marriage SS card. I messed up my taxes my first year out of college, got audited, and had to go on a payment plan for a year to make it right. I'm pro-ICE. I'm for the rule of law. And I'm also not so silly as to think that our government system never makes mistakes, and that good people who are law-abiding and filing paperwork to the best of their ability and knowledge don't ever get hurt, whether the error is on their side or the government's (I've experienced both). I'm praying for the Seys that God watches over them, that Annie and the kids are comforted and cared for, that Samuel has wisdom and courage, and that God puts this right as soon as possible.
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side or the government's (I've experienced both).โ€ For fuckโ€™s sake Abby the boot canโ€™t taste that good. Be fucking real for once and admit what youโ€™d say if you didnโ€™t know them and they looked Latino on the news
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Hey Allie are you going to accuse ICE of lying now or what?
Iโ€™m not at liberty to share all the details, but suffice it to say that many people rejoicing over this have given a completely incorrect rendering of what occurred and why. ICE did not come to his home. This whole thing is a paperwork issue that theyโ€™re working to resolve. Samuel Sey is a good man. As you can imagine, his wife, whoโ€™s at home with their 3 babies, is devastated and also trusting the Lord to help them find a resolution quickly. Please pray for all of the Seys. Pray for wisdom and provision. Those celebrating because they donโ€™t like something Sam said are slanderous backbiters and gossips. Pay them no mind
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Every single time I watched one of those ads my reaction was that these people seem like white trash who would have been fired no matter what lol
Replying to @TheLastNeocon
What does it say about me that the Republicans I like are the ones who fire people and ship jobs overseas and want to bomb Russia rather than the ones who want to deport illegal immigrants and ban trans kids from playing sports? @atlanticesque
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The attack ads on a capitalist for making tough choices were incredibly destructive. In a free market some people will be winners and some will be losers and if you want a market economy you donโ€™t get to attack businessmen for firing people. Sorry!
Bain for instance was a great American success story and it was disgusting to attack Romney for having the balls to make tough choices
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What does it say about me that the Republicans I like are the ones who fire people and ship jobs overseas and want to bomb Russia rather than the ones who want to deport illegal immigrants and ban trans kids from playing sports? @atlanticesque
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I completely understand what Natalie means (and the dunking on her is REALLY stupid btw). For me, it's actually true that (1) I expected him to be way worse and (2) I didn't think it was going to be quite as nuts.
I thought Trump 2 was gonna be way worse. Every day now I wake up with a euphoric sense of relief
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Lula Lula Lula! Congrats to Brazil for standing up against authoritarianism once again! ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท โš–๏ธโœŒ๏ธ
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a thing that stuck out to me about how fraudulent her and bill areโ€ฆevery time they show them on a business call, nobody is writing anything down. no notes. no computer open. theyโ€™re just making it all up as they go lol
so, we saw You Can See Everything last night, and 1) that was one of the best documentaries Iโ€™ve ever seen, Iโ€™ve never seen anything like it. 2) I think Liz is being purposefully obtuse the entire time sheโ€™s in the doc. and 3) Billy is a horrible person
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Once again.
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why havenโ€™t I seen more people talking about the scene where Nathan gets into his car and blasts Shine by Collective Soul so Liz and Billy could fuck
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Iโ€™m still turning that gd movie over in my head bc Holmes and Fielder and The Actress are extremely compelling
Darkest thing about human personality is that some people are damn near universally *compelling to watch* but not loved or even liked.
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Exactly WHAT a standard Cheesecake Factory looks like is a neutral point. Everyone knows that it's colorful & grandiose in a child's dream sort of way. Obama asks us to imagine it being designed by Saddam Hussein. THAT's the punch line. These morons are trying NOT to get it.
Replying to @evanwch
When I got to go there as a kid a few times it was a big deal, a fancy treat.
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I'm sorry the idea of going to a whimsical pumpkin patch and silently fuming to yourself the entire time about how Racial it is is extremely funny
Went to a pumpkin patch in a bigger town. 200 million deportations. Minimum.
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HAPPENING NOW: A 9th Circuit panel (with 2 Trump appointees and 1 Biden appointee) seems overwhelmingly inclined to side with California and shoot down the Justice Department's bid to force California to segregate 20,000 ballots it has identified as likely noncitizens.
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Yeah man if the battle of the milvian bridge went sideways instead and some other form of middle platonist monotheism won out we never would have invented a building where you can get heart surgery great fucking conversation you're right you win the bread is literally Jesus
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