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I'm frequently joking, and since I've been paid a lot to write funny, it's not my fault if you're not TOTALLY WILDLY BRILLIANT enough to get it. 'BE CLUED'

Sunny Place, Shady People
Joined April 2023
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'Totally Obliterated' is to 2026 what 'Safe and Effective' was to 2021
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Charming..
BREAKING: The US Army is now training soldiers to dig mass battlefield graves for American troops for the first time since the Korean War, practicing the burial of 2,400 bodies in under 24 hours in open pits, per a US Army release. Engineers, preventive medicine teams, chaplains and fatality management specialists excavated and filled burial trenches without damaging mock remains, so forensic teams could unearth and repatriate them after a conflict, simulating how to handle mass casualties as Trump's Iran war continues. The Army said that for more than twenty years in Iraq and Afghanistan, US air superiority allowed remains to be flown home quickly, and that future conflicts may not have the same capabilities.
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Showbiz. Relax.
Replying to @_whitneywebb
Once people start getting paid for it, it’s by definition all just showbiz. And that’s the seriousness with which it should be consumed.
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TheClued retweeted
I could talk about Coreweave for hours on end, but there's no time! So here's all the financial engineering, pump & dumps, Cayman shellcos, and circular financing crammed into 99 seconds of rapid-fire dirtbaggery⏱️ $CRWV
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How can you not love Shohei?
Shohei Ohtani shares new photos of his dog, Decoy, before and after he takes a bath 😂
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Keep hold of your hats peeps...📉
Currently in after hrs as of time of this tweet: $TWLO -19.2% $INTC -17.8% $RBLX -17.8% $RDDT -16.5% $AMZN -5.3% $COIN -3.1% $SNDK -2.2% $SBUX -1.7% $RIVN +4.2%! Yikes!
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These exchanges going down could wipe out WAY more than I think people grasp...the leverage is bananas
I've seen multiple reports that billions of dollars worth of crypto are missing from #Binance. If you keep a single penny of your net worth on this crooked crypto casino, you're asking to get burnt. You've been warned about this for years.
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Why not us @SecKennedy Rhetorical...
Sweden is officially ditching mRNA vaccines, and they are not hiding their reasons for doing so. artsencollectief.nl/zweden-k…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Misleading. Image text is from a Dutch group (Artsen Collectief), not a Swedish source. Sweden’s regions chose Sanofi’s Nuvaxovid as sole supplier for the 2027/2028 campaign only. There has been no mRNA ban; Public Health Agency says 2026/2027 mainly uses mRNA Comirnaty. nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artsen_Co… adda.se/upphandling-oc… folkhalsomyndigheten.se/publikationer-… lakemedelsvarlden.se/myndighetsrad-…
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THIS IS BRAVE: A political ad just released in Michigan tackles the almost unmentionable (in the US) topic of the billions of taxpayer dollars being sent to Netanyahu’s Israel. It features a harried mother and father buying food for their children.
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Wild that one way he'd be a giant War Profiteer
I found footage of 20yo Dario Amodei speaking against the Iraq War in 2003. 18 years before Anthropic even existed
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Trump Admin saw the Biden Admin had the sleaze turned to 11 and said 'fuck it...let's just break the knob'
$2 BILLION Secret Deal: Kushner Allegedly Promised to Advance Gulf Agenda Against Iran A Vanity Fair investigation alleges Jared Kushner secretly agreed to push Saudi and UAE interests with Trump in exchange for access to BILLIONS of Dollars. The investigation alleges at least $2 BILLION was placed in accounts linked to Kushner, including $750 MILLION in the UAE and roughly $1 BILLION in Israel. The Iran-Related Agenda: • Dismantling Obama's nuclear deal with Iran. • Advancing UAE-Israel normalization and regional cooperation against Iran. • Secretly negotiating an Israeli commitment to defend the UAE against a major Iranian attack, backed by a separate Emirati-funded defense account.
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What visionaries: a country full of TRAILER PARKS
President Trump is a builder, and today he is committing to bring even more innovative and affordable housing solutions to market for the American people. The Task Force on Manufactured Housing Innovation will continue to slash red tape, unleash private sector innovation, and deliver housing affordability for American families.
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JUST IN: Nearly half of bonds financing US data centers this year are now "junk-rated"
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TheClued retweeted
Replying to @LAmag
NOTHING. It's over, dead. Content is king, and king content is Twitch streamers, YT junk, cheapo exploitation streamers dressed up as 'good', developed and filmed wherever's cheapest. The PE vultures do what they do, asset strip. The assets of Hollywood were people's dreams.
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They will. And it's NOT by 'mistake'
The last time Democrats took congress they barely investigated Trump administration corruption. Voters are very clear they don’t want that same mistake made again.
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Replying to @ParrotCapital
Throughout history truly evil deeds/people have exploited the basic decency of most people...as in, such deeds are simply unimaginable to them, so they sweep what's staring them in the face away: 'senses and rational mind, what you are showing me to be obviously so CAN'T BE'
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It's an 'ego trip' like Ted Bundy was a 'scofflaw'...
"God gave us Trump" as the Trump ego trip continues unabated.
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The Tampa Bay Rays being SO good in such a weak market-smallish, tons of transplants who's team remain their hometown one, terrible stadium etc, all of which are clear when a ALCS can't even fill 3/4 of Tropicana Field-is truly an incredible achievement.
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No words indeed.
Really, there are no words left. This is beyond belief. cdc.gov/covid/vaccines/plann…
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