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Main Street USA
Joined January 2018
I told Heather Henson that her dad is the reason why I laugh and try to make people laugh…all while I was crying. She said “well that’s why I’m here” 💚
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Did John Progress write this tweet?
Maps shows how fast could you travel across the U.S. in the 1800s
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new MUPPETS CHRISTMAS CAROL thanks to the rich people of WALMART AHHHH
We know it's still October, but the brands™️ are rolling out the holiday ads. @Walmart has teamed up with @Disney and @TheMuppets Studio for “A Who Knew Carol" starring Walton Goggins as Ebenezer Scrooge. Learn more about the holiday campaign 👉 adweek.it/4igGjB4
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Fountains of Wayne named after a real store, Fountains of Wayne in north jersey. Had a massive indoor Christmas display every year
fountains of wayne - stacy’s mom 2003
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Roy O. Disney, at the dedication for WDW 55 years ago today , October 25 1971, “someone go find Mickey for me, we don’t have Walt anymore and Mickey is the nearest thing to Walt that we have left”.
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When you have a little too much Ohana
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Call me Rizzo cause I’m here for the food
Great time sitting in the Topolino’s Lounge tonight with @TheMouseAndMore. I had the Char-Grilled Tiger Shrimp and Pork Belly Fazzoletto with a Modern Fashioned. Everything was excellent.
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So this confirms he wasn’t shot? Even tho he said he was. Also someone did actually die from that “miss”
NEW: Gov. Ron DeSantis gifted POTUS a custom gold coin upon his arrival to Florida. Asked the President to come show it to us… It’s engraved with a smiling image of the President flipping the bird and reads “YOU MISSED BITCHES”
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The Administration is admitting the people of Alaska are stupid…
JUST IN: The Trump administration has preemptively filed a lawsuit seeking to block certification of Alaska's US Senate election if the Republican incumbent Sen. Dan Sullivan loses in the state which could decide the balance of power in the Senate. cnn.it/4i52DPm
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The mystery actor
The four finalists for James Bond are: • Callum Turner • Josh O’Connor • Jack Lowden • Mystery Actor Final screen tests are set to take place next week. 🔗 deadline.com/2026/10/james-b…
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For a man who “knows everything about everything” he really knows nothing at the most convenient time
Trump on Ramaswamy campaign ad featuring Amy Acton's mother: “The fact is, I know nothing about it. I hear the mother went very rogue on the daughter, doesn’t have a lot of respect for the daughter, and I think the mother is a witness to things also. So, who knows?"
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Gonna put this on my tombstone
Hello everyone! This is Sandra Brunson, @jalenbrunson1’s mom. Usually, I send my son a text message before every game. But tonight he gets his championship ring! So I wrote him this letter. theplayerstribune.com/sandra…
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Because she’s trying to attract Vance (I’m sure others have made the same joke)
Why the fuck is Sarah Huckabee dressed like a suede ottoman?
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Cake bake offering a happy hour is the actual only Recession Indicator
The Cake Bake Shop has introduced a Happy Hour experience called Cake Bake Social. Guests will find $16 sliders, $10 wine, $13 cocktails, and more 🔗 blogmickey.com/2026/10/cake-…
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Some people will GoFundMe anything and everything and it’s literally insane
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Disney Money
Disney Magic Disney Wonder Disney Dream Disney Fantasy Disney Wish Disney Treasure Disney Destiny Disney Adventure Disney Believe What will Disney name their next cruise ships? 🚢 👀
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Drinking this will serve the same purpose as pouring concrete into your veins
We owe you an apology. Back in 2023, we joked about making a Cinnabon-flavored BeatBox for April Fools’ Day. We thought everyone would laugh, move on, and forget about it. You did not forget about it. So, after years of living with the consequences of our actions, we’ve decided to make things right. Introducing the NEW Cinnamon Roll BeatBox, made in collaboration with @Cinnabon. 🤝 Turns out the joke was actually a really good idea. And this time, it’s VERY real. 👀 Cinnamon Roll BeatBox is officially here. Head to the link in bio on @beatboxbeverages to find it near you using our store locator. 🩵
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Oh so like the presidents son in law and business partner ?!
U.S. State Department Urges Americans to Leave Russia 'Immediately' Amid Plague Fears
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The State Dept's longstanding Level 4 advisory urging Americans to leave Russia immediately cites war and detention risks, not plague; a recent localized embassy alert for one suspected Irkutsk case merely restates it. ru.usembassy.gov/health-alert-u… silive.com/nation/2026/01… newsweek.com/russia-pneumon… x.com/TravelGov/stat…
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Someone help me here…is that a bowl of spinach? How much are they gonna charge for a bowl of spinach…is it supposed to be added to the noodles?
NEW: Disney shared new details about the two restaurants coming to Monstropolis at Disney’s Hollywood Studios in 2027. Harryhausen’s will be a table-service restaurant with an eight-tentacled sushi chef Audio-Animatronic. Disney shared details and photos of ramen with tonkotsu broth and alkaline noodles, plus monster-inspired touches like eyeball-shaped fishcakes and green eggs. Archie’s Scare Pig Pizza will be a Monsters University-inspired quick-service restaurant. Disney also plans to bring Blort, Monstropolis’ popular soda, to life as a purple frozen drink topped with “Scream Apple Foam.”
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Kermit approved booze
Last old fashioned for the weekend. Haven’t been to Crew’s Cup Lounge in a few years. They use the 120 proof Disney Select Knob Creek with this one so it was very solid.
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Happy Birthday to a Few of my Favorite Things. Julie Andrews, Walt Disney World, The Magic Kingdom and EPCOT.
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