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This is a site by GotQuestions.org writers answering questions we get that have autocorrect fails. We answer them as if the fail is the actual question.
Why did God cast Lucy out of heaven? |
'Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.' Linus van Pelt
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What is the Homey/Homie Spirit?
Well, the Holy Spirit is at home in my heart...
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How can I stop falling asleep when I am mediating?
I need a nap. Maybe I should try this.
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Do I need to have my son circle sized?
I guess it helps when you're trying to roll them out of bed...
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What is a bisciple?
So...not someone who does a lot of curls.
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How can I detonate money?
Detonating money's dangerous. Send it to us and we'll do it.
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Why does my pastor preach from behind a puppy on Sundays?
Did I mention I have a new puppy? She hasn't been to church, yet, so our pastor has to use a table.
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What is a good Bible stud?
Sounds like Bear Grylls.
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What does the Bible say about women pastures?
Jeff, you're fired. I'm hiring your wife.
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What are the 66 cooks of the Bible?
I met Mr. Amos! Selling cookies and promoting literacy in Hawaii.
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Why should we pay without sneezing?
Although, by now most of the sneezes are from allergies.
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Were infects created in geniuses?
If they created COVID-19, are they really geniuses?
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What is the book of laminations?
When do we get a virus that gives us super powers?
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How do I exercise denium out of me?
It's too hot for denium! We need some linien or moisture wicking polyesterium.
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What is haggisography?
'Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face…' What?
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Why should I avoid texting God?
I'm not entirely sure this one's an autocorrect.
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What does it mean that Jesus gave us the keys to the Kingdome?
No, boss, I'm still a Wilson fan, but never a Broncos fan.
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Should a Christian own wontons?
Wait—doesn't the mom eat Bao?
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Did Jesus die for our Sims?
No, I don't know 10410 what.
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Why does skim bring froth death?
Will there be almond milk in heaven?
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