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This is what would happen if the folks at Got Questions answered all the mis-typed and/or autocorrected questions they receive without correcting them first.

Joined April 2020
Why did God cast Lucy out of heaven? | 'Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.' Linus van Pelt NotQuestions.com notquestions.com/lucy-heaven…
What is the Homey/Homie Spirit? Well, the Holy Spirit is at home in my heart... NotQuestions.com notquestions.com/homey-Spiri…
How can I stop falling asleep when I am mediating? I need a nap. Maybe I should try this. NotQuestions.com notquestions.com/asleep-medi…
Do I need to have my son circle sized? I guess it helps when you're trying to roll them out of bed... NotQuestions.com notquestions.com/circle-size…
What is a bisciple? So...not someone who does a lot of curls. NotQuestions.com notquestions.com/bisciples.h…
How can I detonate money? Detonating money's dangerous. Send it to us and we'll do it. NotQuestions.com notquestions.com/detonate-mo…
Why does my pastor preach from behind a puppy on Sundays? Did I mention I have a new puppy? She hasn't been to church, yet, so our pastor has to use a table. NotQuestions.com notquestions.com/preach-pupp…
What does the Bible say about women pastures? Jeff, you're fired. I'm hiring your wife. NotQuestions.com notquestions.com/women-pastu…
What are the 66 cooks of the Bible? I met Mr. Amos! Selling cookies and promoting literacy in Hawaii. NotQuestions.com notquestions.com/cooks-bible…
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