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Modern Leper. Once of @NerdSalad, now @justfriendsyeah Frankly, a let-down in real-life. (he/him)

I'm right where you left me...
Joined August 2010
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'Thieves get rich And Saints get shot. And God don't answer prayers a lot…'
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the #RSD25 queue at Banquet stock level queries to BanquetRecords.com/WhatsApp
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Will Ospreay just turned up at EVE and hit ‘Triple H’ with a middle finger and Pedigree 😳
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This is spectacular. Right on the money. Whoever wrote this absolutely understands our popular culture.
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Twitter Heritage
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Now that everyone is finding out what a awful company #Ticketmaster are, shout out to @dicefm and any bands that use them. Fair ticket prices and fees - saved £5 on the same gig compared to my friend who bought through another company. Definitely my go-to for tickets #gigs
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Russell Brand.
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Come on, we can do this. Just believe. 90 minutes. Just 90 minutes and we won’t have to hear from Matterface and Dixon again for this tournament. They will make it hard for us with their turgid bollocks commentary but we can do it! #EURO2024 #NEDENG #England #ThreeLions
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This referee just gave me a yellow card for eating my crisps too loudly #ENGSVK #EURO2024
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. @tobytarrant @RadioX Not sure if it’s official merchandise or not, but if you’re pregnant, you can announce it with some Preggs merch…
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RT if you’d like me to represent the UK at #EUROVISION 2025.
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I just beat Britain First.
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Gloria Estefan complains she’s currently unable to use her Miami Sound Machine as she entered the wrong password too many times and it’s locked her account. “There’s a number to call but no-one’s answering,” she grumbled
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You only hear about holy mackerel. Shout out to run of the mill mackerel with no spiritual designation and whatnot.
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the #RSD24 queue at Banquet – at Kingston upon Thames, London
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*to the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire*
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Looking forward to the first Supper with the boys tonight Said we should make it a yearly thing
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American magic/comedy duo Penn and Teller performing in Las Vegas (1994).
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If wrestling is fake, explain this
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