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Near Toronto, Ontario
Joined May 2023
As some of you have noticed, I've been posting my photography here sporadically. I'll linked them all under this post, for easier viewing.
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Ontario’s Greatest Innovations, ranked by impact on society: 1. ONroute 2. Rob Ford 3. Insulin 4. Hawaiian Pizza 5. Canadarm 6. Butter Tarts 7. BlackBerry 8. Kids in the Hall 9. The Weeknd 10. The CN Tower 11. Michael Cera 12. Deep Learning
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The RCAF received its first two CF35As yesterday at Luke Air Force Base in Arizona. The future of air and space power is built on more than equipment alone.
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tomorrow is the last ever Pythagorean theorem day that we will ever get to experience. There’s only ever been 12 of them ever in our lifetime. And they will never be one ever again. How fun!🙂
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as someone with a crippling fear of starting something new, this is very reassuring!
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“Did the journal factory explode” and “was the grink there” are on heavy rotation personally
what ARE some modern idioms? the first one that comes to mind for me is "fork found in kitchen"
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I just inhaled a whiff of some strain of weed that gave me immediate flashbacks to freshman year some dude made pot brownies but he didn’t think you needed anything other than weed butter and cocoa powder so it was just brittle cocoa weed chunks and they tasted like death
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the objects have never been shinier, which means the art of finishing has never been more vital
Become addicted to finishing things. Not the idea. Not the plan. The finish. Start small. Close the loop. Do it again tomorrow.
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just found out that the ice cream man truck song that shares a melody with Do Your Ears Hang Low is called Turkey in de Straw and it has another name that I can’t say on here but it is apparently top 10 most racist songs of all time. I am reminded of the David lynch quote
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A pair of scissors cutting a single hair.
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The standard of living used to be so high that a minimum wage worker could afford to give a whole pack of smokes to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire
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they told us in math class in the early 2000s that we wouldn’t have a calculator with us always and 20 years later my friends argue whether or not my pocket phone contains a conscious machine god
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Using an AI-generated model of a (dead) celebrity to sell merch with his face on it What a brutally dystopian world
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Hospitals across Alberta, Canada are reportedly being overwhelmed by the number of injured from the ongoing major fire at CFB Wainwright, the cause and extent of which is still unknown, with details being kept very quiet by the Canadian Ministry of National Defense. Some sources place the number of dead in the dozens with hundreds of injuries, though nothing has been verified by officials in Canada.
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Farewell and adieu to you fair Canadair ladies...
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girl on hinge cancelled our date because i work as a bowling alley bartender. here i was thinking that’s a pretty prestigious position. you realize there are only like 2 or 3 bowling alleys in this town?
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Yall are delusional if you think this shit will pass any safeties at all
So this is just gonna happen on the fucking highway now
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Pope Leo dying now would be one of the most accelerationist moments in Vatican history. You would end up with a Pope so woke that the Pledge of Allegiance would be declared heretical.
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I hate to be this guy, but I look at the state of the Canadian Air Force and I really don’t think we are going to see the Snowbirds ever again. I hope I’m wrong but I don’t think I am.
The U.S. Air Force Thunderbirds lined the taxiway Sunday evening as the Canadian Forces Snowbirds taxied in to conclude the final public demonstration in the legendary CT-114 Tutor. You’re not crying, we’re all crying.
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