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This Definitely Isn’t Coffey

@ThisIsNotCoffey

This is definitely not that Coffey guy from Hamilton, Ontario, who has had multiple accounts suspended by Space Karen.

 Hamilton, Ontario
Joined October 2026
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This is the pathetic reason that Twitter just suspended my main account. For literally quoting the first line Master Chiefs bio. This is why it’s always good to have a backup plan when a Nazi is owns the app.
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Scott Robertson (@sarobertson_) profile picture
Scott Robertson
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Emmanuel Macron: "Without Europeans, there is no support for Ukraine. Today you have Canada, Europeans. We are those who support Ukraine. We are those who help them in this resistance war. There is no more US support."
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Hairplug Hitler (@HairplugHitler) profile picture
Hairplug Hitler@HairplugHitler1h
Wanker
This Definitely Isn’t Coffey (@ThisIsNotCoffey) profile pictureThis Definitely Isn’t Coffey@ThisIsNotCoffey8h
Yet another example of why we chose the banker over the wanker.
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Adam Sattler@wsattler1195h
Replying to @StevenBonkMP
teapawt.org/ThisIsNotCoffey/status…
This Definitely Isn’t Coffey (@ThisIsNotCoffey) profile pictureThis Definitely Isn’t Coffey@ThisIsNotCoffey8h
Yet another example of why we chose the banker over the wanker.
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🇨🇦🇨🇦Chris🇨🇦🇨🇦 (@Roadtrekman95) profile picture🇨🇦🇨🇦Chris🇨🇦🇨🇦@Roadtrekman955h
Rumour has it that immediately following this picture, the baby took it's miraculous first steps and decided to cross the floor. That's the Pierre influence for ya🤷
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liberalsupporter (@peepeeLEpuke) profile picture
liberalsupporter@peepeeLEpuke5h
You doing OK @PierrePoilievre Are you suffering from shell shock This looks good on you u arrogant ass.
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Farhan - Yappatron@Farhan2IT1h
Coffey ritual, you know what to do. This guy. LOL he's back. Follow again.
This Definitely Isn’t Coffey (@ThisIsNotCoffey) profile pictureThis Definitely Isn’t Coffey@ThisIsNotCoffey13h
Had 70 followers yesterday. 345 now. I’d like to take a moment to thank all of the Maple Maga mouth breathers for all of their help rebuilding my account. Thanx Dipshits.
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🤖 Made with AI
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Joe Macek (@joeamacek) profile pictureJoe Macek
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Replying to @ThisIsNotCoffey
Not sure you got the order of that correct
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Larry Dallas (@BartFurley) profile picture
Larry Dallas@BartFurley11h
This immigrant is living off your taxes more than any other immigrant in Canada. She should stay in her APT and file for divorce. Oh but if she did that the taxpayer funded lifestyle would come to an end.
Anaida Poilievre (@AnaPoilievre) profile pictureAnaida Poilievre@AnaPoilievre13h
Where’s the media on this….
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Stephano🍁Barberis (@HelloStephano) profile picture
Stephano🍁Barberis@HelloStephano4h
What is “a security clearance”? What IS “a security clearance”?
Scott Robertson (@sarobertson_) profile pictureScott Robertson
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Pierre Poilievre: "What is the economy?"
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Suburban Polly (@SuburbanPolly) profile picture
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I hate elections but man I want to see this so badly to get the likes of Jivani out of the House of Commons.
This Definitely Isn’t Coffey (@ThisIsNotCoffey) profile pictureThis Definitely Isn’t Coffey@ThisIsNotCoffey9h
These are the facts. Conservatives will lose 80 seats if they keep PP as their leader until 2029. Bookmark it.
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Jason Pugh 🇨🇦 🏳️‍🌈 (@TheJasonPugh) profile picture
Jason Pugh 🇨🇦 🏳️‍🌈
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FALSE! @PierrePoilievre is a lying liar telling lies. 🍎#GetTheClearance🍎
Pierre Poilievre (@PierrePoilievre) profile picturePierre Poilievre
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When Conservatives were in power a minister was forced to resign for spending $17 on orange juice.
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PiotrTheKoksucker (@PiotrPoilievski) profile picture
PiotrTheKoksucker@PiotrPoilievski8h
Elon made me change my profile name and profile image. There’s some super fucking Nazi shit going on here. Hope you like the new name and picture. 😁
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Hey @elonmusk What kind of Nazi bullshit is this?
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Rated_Robynne (@RatedR4Robynne) profile picture
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Kevin Sorbo threatening to deport a congresswoman is the saddest shit I’ve seen all week You peaked in a loincloth 25 years ago and now you’re cosplaying as a border agent on the internet Sit the fuck down, Hercules
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Polling Canada
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"Who is better suited to handle energy and pipelines?" 🔴 Carney: 45% 🔵 Poilievre: 28% Research Co. / Nov 4, 2026
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JaxHarley 🇨🇦🐞🇨🇦 No Lists Please (@JaxHarley5) profile picture
JaxHarley 🇨🇦🐞🇨🇦 No Lists Please@JaxHarley55h
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Kate from Kharkiv
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Volgograd oil refinery in russia is getting sanctioned right now 🔥🔥🔥
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Kim-Bo " Nasty Canadian " (@kim_gaetz) profile picture
Kim-Bo " Nasty Canadian "@kim_gaetz8h
Canadians agree 100% ! Pierre Poilievre your time is up, RESIGN !
Aren a Proud 🇨🇦 (@Durmo2010) profile pictureAren a Proud 🇨🇦@Durmo20109h
The guy is a dick and needs to go.
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Dean Blundell🇨🇦 (@ItsDeanBlundell) profile picture
Dean Blundell🇨🇦
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Tretiak can get fucked too.
Complete Hockey News (@CompleteHkyNews) profile pictureComplete Hockey News
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Ice Hockey Federation of Russia President Vladislav Tretiak says Russia will demand compensation from Canada and Germany if they are not allowed to play in the 2027 World Juniors or Men’s World Championship. #IIHF
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Alleria 🇨🇦 Political & News Commentary (@alleria_eh) profile picture
Alleria 🇨🇦 Political & News Commentary
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FIRE NUTLICK!!!
The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter) profile pictureThe Kobeissi Letter
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BREAKING: The Trump Administration is reportedly considering firing Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick over the China chip scandal. This comes amid reports that Lutnick stalled curbing chip sales to China.
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Suburban Polly (@SuburbanPolly) profile picture
Suburban Polly@SuburbanPolly5h
What is a wanker? 👇
Scott Robertson (@sarobertson_) profile pictureScott Robertson
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Pierre Poilievre: "What is the economy?"
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