Bills, Blues, Cards. Very Bisexual. Founder and CEO of the Burliever Movement. Proud Member of Oli Marmol FC. Peer-Certified Ball Knower.

Joined June 2017
JOSH MOTHERFUCKING ALLEN IS YOUR MVP
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it is not anti-semitic to say that israel is committing genocide
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swifties talking about “tayvoodoo” like its prime ray lewis
End Game
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Butker is officially washed
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tim retweeted
"What other Quarterback is getting up twice to get on that ball" Are we serious
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chiefs blood sacrifice just kicked in
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jsn is such a demon
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Emmanwori is forever on the lovewatch
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couldn’t do any pre-close shit at work but still got everything done in an hour
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how did we allow Jon Voight to lead a Best Picture
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i’ll never forget you, king
The #STLCards have "parted ways" with hitting coach Brant Brown, per Katie Woo 2025 was his first season with the team
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Jacob Misiorowski was asked what Pokémon energy he was bringing to #WorldSeries Game 1: "Definitely the flame energy. What's Charizard's signature move? Fireball. Bring some fireball. I'm going to be ready."
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holy shit
ST. LOUIS IS YOUR 2026 US OPEN CUP CHAMPIONS 🏆
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platinum’d Control Resonant so now it’s time to become Cal Kestis
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the biggest enemy so far has been the 7 year old physics engine, just really fucks me over on the slide-n-jumps
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Jedi Survivor is so easily the greatest Star Wars game since KOTOR, holy fuck what an experience
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the concept of calling the Brewers and Rays anti-analytics
BASEBALL MIGHT BE GETTING THE WORLD SERIES IT NEEDS MOST! At a time when analytics have practically taken over the game and a potential lockout is looming, the Rays and Brewers might be reminding baseball of something we’ve forgotten. HOW TO ACTUALLY PLAY WINNING BASEBALL! Pitching. Defense. Speed. Contact. Smart baserunning. Timely power. EXECUTION! Forget chasing superstars just because they’re superstars. GO FIND SUPERSTARS WHO KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME! Two organizations proving that sometimes the best way forward is BACK TO BASICS! Maybe this World Series is bigger than a championship. Maybe it’s a reminder of what baseball has been missing. And for once, I genuinely have NO IDEA who I’m picking! Rays fans, Brewers fans… SELL ME ON YOUR SQUAD! Convince me why YOUR team wins it all. BEST ARGUMENT GETS MY PICK!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Rays and Brewers are among baseball's most analytics-driven organizations, using data and tech to identify edges like contact, speed, and small-ball tactics rather than representing a "back to basics" rejection of analytics. nytimes.com/athletic/76843… wsj.com/sports/basebal… mlb.com/news/explainin… outkick.com/sports/milwauk…
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go rays :)
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oh cool we won. fire jim leonhard
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Cardinals LB Mack Wilson Sr. is unfazed by the Rams and their off-season moves.
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we are getting walked down by KIRK COUSINS, FIRE JIM LEONHARD
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we take benford off of bowers for two plays and he immediately gets 50 yards
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this defense would rather kill themselves than get a 3rd down stop
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