Bills, Blues, Cards. Very Bisexual. Founder and CEO of the Burliever Movement. Proud Member of Oli Marmol FC. Peer-Certified Ball Knower.

Joined June 2017
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"What other Quarterback is getting up twice to get on that ball" Are we serious
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TMZ: AOC tries Culver’s for the first time while campaigning in Michigan “My life has changed.”
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when you finish a baby driver rewatch
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You spend your life rooting for the Bills because you know one day it’ll all be worth it. Every blown lead. Every ruined Sunday. All building toward that one perfect moment when they finally find a new way to lose in the playoffs that you hadn’t even considered before.
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Having to listen to Collinsworth call a Mahomes game against your team should make you eligible for some sorta class action lawsuit against the NFL
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this might just be my late-millennial showing but there was a stretch from halfway through season one to about midway through season three where this show operated on a level I don’t think any sitcom has ever matched
'Community' premiered 17 years ago today!
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People were xeeting bison all offseason like he still not like that
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Making his 2nd MLB start yesterday, LHP Quinn Mathews struck out the first three batters of the game (all swinging) for just the 4th time in his professional career. He ended with 7 SO in 4.0 IP in the #STLCards 2-1 win. 🚨 REPOST & FOLLOW @CardsPlayerDev for a chance to win this signed Quinn Mathews baseball. One winner to be chosen randomly on Aug. 20 at 12PM CT. Rules: atmlb.com/2zyo9ce
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NEW BEYOND THE SPIDERVERSE CLIPS
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You’ve got three years to start building some more cinemas @IMAX
Christopher Nolan says it will be at least three years until his next film releases.
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my dreams consist of getting rid of the milwaukee brewers franchise
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“Who is Michael Giacchino?”
OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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CB Bucknor and Laz Diaz gone OHHHHHHH
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Still my favorite comic book movie needle drop
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🤔 Vote Jordan Walker to the All-Star Game at MLB.com/Vote
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need to be screaming “let me be direct JUST STOP. YOU’RE BEING FUCKING WEIRD.” in a stadium with thousands of strangers more than i need air to breathe
kind of insane how YOU KEEP CALLING BUT YOU NEVER GET THE MESSAGE
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post-April Dustin May
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Misiorowski being a Cy Young contender this year doesn’t make it any less ridiculous that he got an All-Star nod with 24 innings pitched last year, we don’t have to do this.
“It’s turning into the Savannah Bananas,” was one comment from the Phillies clubhouse last summer when they decried Jacob Misiorowski’s surprising ASG nod. Not tonight in Milwaukee. It was no joke this time. No gimmicks, just simply bananas. jsonline.com/story/sports/ml…
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I really can’t believe the Cardinals man It’s become nearly a coin flip on whether they make the playoffs or not
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Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals. As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them. Go Knicks.
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