The art exhibited at the Tate Modern is, to me, weird. This is a draft idea for a sculpture submission. I wonder if they would exhibit it?
Does anyone else feel like letting out a noisy fake sneeze as you pass the yoga class in their final, resting pose? Ommmmm!
Sadly these are all seeded so freshly squeezed grape juice it is (food processor NOT feet). Getting bigger each year (grapes not feet) so might have a bash at some of the old vin rouge.
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First @McLarenF1 signed golf bag giveaway!!
Just RT for a chance to win it!!
I’ll pick one winner on Monday 17th September… 🍀
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Looking for three others for my fourball…
RT if you can make it!!
@FCFleetTown @NorthHantsGC #FleetTownGolfDay
⛳ Fleet Town FC Golf Day 2026 ⛳
We're delighted to announce that the Fleet Town FC Golf Day 2026 will take place on Wednesday 23 September at the fantastic North Hants Golf Club.
Now in a 4-ball format due to popular demand, it's set to be another fantastic day on and off the course!
🏌️ 18 holes of golf
🥓 Bacon roll, tea & coffee on arrival
🍽️ Two-course lunch
🏆 Competitions, prizes & raffle
🎁 Fantastic auction prizes
🤝 Great networking and even better company
A huge thank you to Vodesa Talent for partnering with us on this exciting event.
📅 Booking opens very soon, so save the date and get your team ready! Full details, sponsorship opportunities and team entry information will be announced shortly.
We can't wait to welcome you for another fantastic Fleet Town FC event! 💙
Trip with the family for a week... The fish & chips were good & the fish tasted of fish. Couple of nice bbq's & the chicken tasted of chicken & the lamb steaks of lamb. The Thai takeaway, a Chicken Pad Tai tasted of fish & was horrible. Why cook chicken in fermented fish sauce?
Back from @anthonyinglis old school stamping ground totally scathed. Fell off a rock on to my metal knee, grandchild bust an ipad screen, got an infected leg! Milford on Sea, a wicked, evil place with a dark energy. Kids enjoyed themselves tho'
#progrockproms Yes and Pink Floyd slaughtered. Feel sorry for the old rockers at RAH. Don't know why I'm still watching, tbh.
#progrockproms dodgy start. Bum note brass, tuneless vocals. Things can only get better... one hopes #proms
I was minded to ask @johnowenjones to belt out God Save the King about 10pm tonight. But I suspected he would decline in order not to upset his new Norwegian neighbours.
Beginning to sort stuff out for next week's stay with 4 grandchildren (and a 7 month bump) at Milford on Sea. Bit of New Forest, bit of beach. I wonder if I'll be haunted by the ghosts of naughty schoolboys from many years ago? 👻👻
The day has come; largely due to the NHS...no longer does the first digit of my age begin with a 6! I don't do parties, just some grub in the garden with 4 grandchildren & a snifter, of course. More time spent looking back than forward. And I did hold that catch at slip in 1968!
Spotify served up a random @johnowenjones @luciejones1 duet "The Prayer" Added it to my playlist, it comes after Evermore by JOJ. Have a long playlist so I have to wait for evermore, for Evermore & for evermore on the last note of Evermore which goes on for evermore.
Asked Ai about a relative with surname Champion who was a champion in sport. It could not cope with a champion called champion and gave a lot of complete twaddle as an answer.
Inspired by @BBCBreakfast couch to 5k reference this morning, I thought, I can do that. Got in the car, drove 5k to the leisure centre and gave my arthritic knee, shoulder, elbow and back a work out in the gym. I say gym, but the jacuzzi is next to it 🤣🤣
My omage to Richard Chamberlain in Count of Monte Cristo when he says, " ask me to forgive those who caused my father to die of starvation... never madam, never."
Well, ask me to pay £10.50 for a creme brulee (my favourite dessert), never Sir, never!










