@TimVelcro

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Joined June 2013
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I don't know who wrote this but I think about it once a year and it makes me SHOUT laugh. clickhole.com/this-speech-wa…
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Replying to @RainbowNHSBadge @EvelinaLondon
Here you go Neil, so you don't feel left out
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Baby Sussex is born Reporter thinks: Don't say black
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This is the best story ever. wbur.org/onlyagame/2018/12/1…
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How Britain stole $45 trillion from India @AJEnglish aje.io/jrh5g
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If I’ve watched this once, I’ve watched this 30 times today. Just watch the cat’s reaction.
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guy i was sitting next to at the childish gambino concert took out his phone in the middle of the set and i swear to god he googled “donald glover”, zoomed in on his wikipedia photo, then googled “is childish gambino donald glover”
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I Don’t Let My Kids Watch Winnie The Pooh Because I Don’t Want Them Idolizing A Fat Virgin clckhl.co/qttiRxi
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my mom put oil on her bird feeder to keep squirrels from stealing the bird food and
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What in the world did I just watch
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Eh I don't get this . Can someone explain is she making a statement or what ? xitter.cf/TheOnion/status/989277…
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@TheOnion25 Apr 2018
Taylor Swift Grateful Kanye West Controversy Taking Heat Off New Swastika Tattoo trib.al/Wvw88Y9
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The Daily Mail published an article claiming that ‘no one is 100% straight’ and this is possibly my favourite comment ever.
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This South Korean gentleman just won the entire Olympics. #PyeongChang2018 #Olympics
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Hi @Tesco I just bought a can of monster energy drink from one of your stores and got called a goth by a member of staff how can i report
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£6 for a custom snapchat geolocation filter is an absolute steal!
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Don’t Understand Bitcoin? This Man Will Mumble An Explanation At You
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Tam retweeted
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@dril14 Apr 2017
Replying to @McDonalds
@McDonalds i have an a 1 million dollar idea that will pull your failing company directly out of the toilet. hear me out.
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Just went tae write a tweet aboot how tired a wis and now av realised av been blessed wi 280 characters n now a feel like a need tae slaver aw this pish just use up them up just to see how long 280 is and ya cunt it’s a fair bit like. N it’s still no even done yet. Fuck the queen
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when you get added to a random soccer mom group chat by mistake (1/2)
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toxic by britney spears is better than anything the beatles ever released there i said it
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