Living my best life at Brighton Pride yesterday #vibrantqueers

Mostly staying off social media today on the 3rd anniversary of the October 7 attacks, but I’ll probably pop on later to do a roundup of the biggest c*nts of the day (which will no doubt feature Polanski, Sadiq Khan and Medhi Hasan).

Sticky and Sweet era Madonna is back #VMa

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So it turns out Reform aren’t the most racist, rancid and bigoted political party out there…

Stunning delivery today #Bilt #confessionsII

Madonna shoulda done the whole half time show. The rest was a vibe kill

I need Danceteria in my life nowwwwww

What better way to celebrate Nakba Day than Israel winning #Eurovision

The new Star Trek film looks a bit shit

Making the average Brit feel like a racist for being patriotic or hanging a flag was always going to backfire…

Already the song of the summer and it’s not even hit streaming yet

I’m a just put it out there, I Feel So Free would make a banger of a tour opener

Brb just fainted #confessionsII #madonna

Kneecap and Bob Vylan next please

This is what they mean when they say ‘Globalise the Intifada’

Everyone go watch The Studio now in honour of the great Catherine O Hara who’s just wonderful in it

I enjoyed The Rip on Netflix but I missed the part where they explained why Miami is a total ghost town with nobody around.

She was possessed tonight I swear #MayhemBallLondon

Imagine selling out 10 x nights at Wembley Stadium 25 years into your career

So #Superman, for me it just lacks the wonder and the magic the previous movies have, especially the Donner films. There’s a real timelessness to those movies. I mean even Man Of Steel has a sense of awe to it. This new film just feels a little, well, silly.