@TimeCowboy

oh god what is this I AM NOT OKAY

 Seattle
Joined December 2009
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Race cars, laser, aeroplanes. It's a duck blur. Might solve a mystery. Or fuck a cat. #ducktales #oohwooew
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I like all kinds of people, except people who like all kinds of music except country and rap.
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Becca Piano@BeccaPiano30 May 2013
Tweet dripping w/ over-the-top sycophancy: $0 Waiting 1/2 day for response: $0 Luring world's most monumental buffoon into RT'ing: PRICELESS
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"@BeccaPiano: @realDonaldTrump You look so FORCEFUL on you're book cover! That's what we, America's women, admire about you.
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Warren Buffett
@WarrenBuffett2 May 2013
Warren is in the house.
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High fructose corn snake
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Those are all very important facts about @bktallguy! Also apparently he is tall! And is filled with hate, sadness, and insecurity.
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How much for the horse tornado? Sir, that's a carousel. I must have it.
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FUCK I HAVE A TATTOO :-( :=( :-( :-(
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flippernaut@flippernaut2 Apr 2013
LinkedIn Park
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mount ennui@MOUNTENNUI27 Mar 2013
A [DRIFT OF BEES] HAS LANDED ON YOUR [FANCY SASH]. THEY [COMMENT ON] YOUR [GENETIC LINEAGE]. YOU BEGIN TO [QUESTION YOUR PARENTAGE].
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Mandatory fire drill this afternoon. When you hear the siren, burn as many things as you can.
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