The nameโ€™s E.T. Cruiser but call me ET..Mr. Cruiser was my father. I follow back all earthlings that arenโ€™t MAGA ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ›ธ #Smokefleet

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Joined August 2025
Weโ€™ve got a new muchacho on the block and heโ€™s an alien. I would have asked permission to join #smokefleet but I know our dear leader @theliamnissan doesnโ€™t discriminate. Btw, can someone help me phone home? I want to tell my mom I gained almost 300 followers. #SmokeIsRising
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RIP Dolly. You were a real one. @DollyParton
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Joe Biden gonna out-live all these MFs
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Trump's arrogance is matched only by his incompetence.
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Lindsey Graham is dead. In other news, I had some amazing pizza last night.
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He has Nazi tattoos and sexually assaulted some women but you can't tell if I'm talking about Graham Platner or Pete Hegseth
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Good News: Harvey Weinstein is in the hospital with heart failure.
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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy...
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Good morning and have a wonderful day to everyone except my basket of deplorables. #smokefleet #sinners #CanadianBakin
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Even Mitch's estranged twin sister showed up at the hospital to see what was up.
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This wouldnโ€™t be the first time a MAGAt admits Trump is a piece of shit. I always make sure to grab a screenshot. ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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I prefer when Trump is asleep while on the world stage. That way he canโ€™t embarrass us by speaking. ๐Ÿคก
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Replying to @tales_typoz
They really need more women in there. Balls donโ€™t seem to be working.
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Republican Congress has the power to remove Trump, they just donโ€™t have the balls.
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