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Master of karate and friendship for everyone

Springfield
Joined January 2012
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They're replacing the Ten Commandments in Texas classrooms with the terms and conditions of Grindr
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"they’re importing voters to conquer the country "democratically"" - it’s not happening! - it’s a right-wing conspiracy theory - it might be happening - إنه يحدث، وهذا أمر جيد، الحمد لله
El-Sayed: You’ll notice I always say “Inshallah.” Tonight, we can turn that “Inshallah” into “Alhamdulillah”
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Found torture sites with 8th graders, dead bodies of missing men, mobilization dungeons, then opened fire on protesters. These optics are not survivable.
Zelensky’s Gestapo are shooting at protesters outraged at the discovery of torture black sites
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IN PROVIDENCE RHODE ISLAND I JUST SAW A CHUD GET TAKEN IN THE BACK OF A WHITE VAN AND COME OUT DOMINICAN
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"Elon Musk recently invented flying cars; we did it 5,000 years ago." I felt ashamed just hearing it, but Ranbir didn't feel any shame saying all this. 😭😭😭
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Unsafe green piece of shit gets brought in as a new monster heel, proceeds to stiff and take liberties with every underneath guy on the roster. Throws away all his heat by playing to the crowd so much they had to improvise and turn him, only for him to jump ship to FFA. Fuck him.
Shrek was released 24 years ago today. Here is the wrestling scene.
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Drew, Cope and Batista. Easy.
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Here you go
A cartoon piano or a safe would be perfect here.
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Now that everyone is on Ozempic, we can finally filter out the casuals one-shotted by corn syrup from the real hardcore cakeheads. Proud to see Gérard Depardieu, Nassim Taleb, and Lena Dunham standing strong. We won't miss posers like John Goodman, Mike Pompeo, or Curtis Yarvin.
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Cuppa last minute campaigns
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I cannot stress enough, and I don’t say this to be mean but there isn’t a single person asking for her to return to pro wrestling.
Eva Marie on her conditions for a wrestling return: “A lot of zeros – I would have some type of creative control” nodq.com/news/eva-marie-on-h…
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Oh is there a votesball happening today? That’s cute. I’m focused on real issues like the Minnesota Vikings rushing attack but that’s fun for you🙄
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It’s Election Day. Go vote!
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8 years from first announcement to a name. The gaming industry is cooked.
Today we're sharing with you all the name of the next Elder Scrolls title (did you guess correctly?).
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POV: You just lost your 13 year old kid in an accident and you're scrolling on Twitter trying to take your mind off things
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Cena tipped his cap to Randy Orton too 😭💀 My man just wanted to make it home safely
He didn't want any trouble 😭
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I talked a lot of smack about this tournament but damn that belt is killer
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It’s infinitely cooler to be great and stand out at a school like Maryland than it is to join one of the UConn or South Carolina super teams
Despite the win, No. 1 South Carolina couldn't guard Maryland's Addi Mack 😳 35 PTS 14-20 FG 6-10 3-PT FG 6 AST
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This tweet literally changed the game like idk why anyone else bothers anymore
that part during Janet’s show when she would make miscellaneous uncs shoot poison on stage
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Joe Buck: Man Troy is Caleb williams special or what? Troy Aikman: I’m going to hurt you Joe. I’m going to hurt the people closest to you and then I’m going to hurt you.
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