Part time troll. You are responsible for your buys and sells. In Soviet Russia, the coins jeet you!

Joined January 2024
Fun Fact: $CYPH is still under 100m market cap $ZEC army 💪
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Buying $TE here makes you a genius or a retard
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Semi fanboys still up all night looking at the futures $SOXL $SOXX
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$CYPH had 2x the volume today 💪 zcash:native
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Just got 18 people who called me and said I’m pre-approved for a $50k loan Life’s good
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zcash:native Where’s the double bottom? Find it and report back to me
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Futures will open red then get redder through the night and bears will get new girlfriends for once
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Someone’s rugging France
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Translation: Markets pump incoming for Monday
Replying to @Kalshi
If this is rephrased as “useful output of US”, then >50% growth by 2030 due to SI is extremely likely, unless there is a major war
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My mom is shorting $TSLA because Elon is launching a flying car over a minivan
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$TSLA roadster is a protester’s nightmare
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$TSLA unveils a new chart pattern
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$CYPH releases their mining numbers 👀
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Alpha Tracker retweeted
Cypherpunk mined and added 5,944.17 ZEC to our treasury in September (Sep 1–30), at 94.4% fleet uptime. As of 9/30/26, we ZODL 332,361.67 ZEC, ~1.96% of the network. Onward.
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It’s called Uptober because you’re up all night looking at the futures
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Hold this range and we gucci mmk? zcash:native $CYPH $ZCSH
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Whoa who predicted this?
By Oct 16th, zcash:native is either above $2000 or under $1000 Don’t ask me questions
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Just lost my girlfriend to Ai or Si or whatever the fuck it’s called Thanks Nvidia!
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CPI said fuck your calls
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The one time I decide to go long smh
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2y up 10y down The final trap? $SPY
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