@TrackerDeAlpha

Part time troll. You are responsible for your buys and sells. In Soviet Russia, the coins jeet you!

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Joined January 2024
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Why Butterflies SUCK!

Why Butterflies Are Annoying as Fuck: The Fluttering Little Shits That Ruined Summer

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A Public Service Announcement for You Hair-Clinging Cowards

Listen up, you shampoo-hoarding, gel-slinging, receding-hairline-deniers. If you’re still out here fighting a war against your own scalp like it owes you money, I’m here to tell you: surrender. Sh…

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Late Night Taco Bell

- There’s a very specific demon that wakes up around 11:47 PM.

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Why Nature Sucks

Nature is chaotic, mosquito-infested, allergy-inducing scam.

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I Love Spam Risk Calls

There are few pure joys left in modern life.

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Global Economic Collapse Only Matters If It Affects My Pokémon Collection

Listen, I’ve tried to care.

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WHO TF is STEVE - Part 2

In order of events

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WHO TF is STEVE?

- A project called Steve stealth launches

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