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13 Capybaras Standing Guard ‘Round The Side Of Your Bed
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This should be the largest story in the news. It should be everywhere in the media. Kushner should wind up in prison because of it. But you won’t hear about it and nothing will happen to him.
Holy shit. Dutch intelligence has uncovered Jared Kushner’s role as a Mossad agent.
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The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets:
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When you find out your goat washed 💔💔💔
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the capitalist class realized they’re not going to get to burn down the amazon to line their pockets anymore
BREAKING: Brazil’s stock market falls -20% after President Lula da Silva is unexpectedly re-elected.
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probably nothing to worry about
BREAKING: Pentagon prepares every major US military base to operate for at least 90 days without outside electricity, fuel, water or supplies, anticipating a major war that could cripple power grids, break global supply chains and threaten critical infrastructure on US soil, per Fox News. The plans include portable nuclear reactors, large-scale battery storage and microgrids able to disconnect installations from the civilian electrical grid entirely.
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久々に生みました
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it’s amazing how the US hired the worst and most obvious state asset ever to be their only psyop guy. you see this guy anywhere and can safely assume its an op
BRAZIL IS ERUPTING 🔥 Thousands of people chanting, “Lula is a thief his place is prison” @lucaspavanato @nikolas_dm @FlavioBolsonaro
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The communists are again trying to steal the election in Brazil against Bolsonaro
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TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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Have you ever seen a horse enjoying a peppermint chew? You have now
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found my new favorite letterboxd user
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me and oomfs
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A big issue with Undertale for me is a lack of likable characters in the cast. Most of them are FINE, but it’d probably be better if there was a gorilla? He could be super smart and be from the surface, with a short range toggle tesla cannon, and a dome shield to counter aoe slop
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Don’t let this story die. Outrageous levels of treasonous corruption.
Jared Kushner exposed for taking bribes from Saudi and UAE
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