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Tweety

@TweesTweets

I tweet, therefore I am. To some people, I'm a pet parakeet. To others, I'm a pet peeve.

Joined October 2012
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BREAKING NEWS: Club Penguin is alive!! I had the opportunity to visit Disney HQ in California and found Sensei and a puffle on an official silhouette wall
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@Neytiri2 May 2011
I hear of big news on your world
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ash 🧸@ashl3afNov 3
i’ll never forget the time i got pulled over for being on my phone, the cop made me unlock it to see what was so important and it was the fairly odd parents wiki page for mr crocker
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What does it feel like to have a November 3rd birthday? @mattkhouser knows! Happy birthday to one of the OG Nintendads!
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@uncledoomerNov 2
its really funny to physically manifest a half remembered phantom from the credulous haze of your dream, but instead of it being like, some revolutionary new energy source or a beautiful piece of art, it's this
Devon Hardware’s Wife (@thatfrood) profile pictureDevon Hardware’s Wife@thatfrood6 Dec 2020
I had a dream where there was a food called “King’s Hand”, a hollow hand made of m&m cookie, filled with Greek salad. I could not stop thinking about it. Here is the culmination of a week long effort.
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same energy
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I’m crying
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Tweety (@TweesTweets) profile pictureTweety@TweesTweets28 Jul 2017
Betsy..... delete your review. Then delete your account. teapawt.org/betsyboz/status/890982…
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An actual real conversation I just overheard: “Betty Boop is brilliant. You ever watch Betty Boop?” “Hell yeah”
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SPOILER ALERT: This is how #AvengersDoomsday will end
Tweety (@TweesTweets) profile pictureTweety@TweesTweets23 Oct 2019
SPOILER ALERT: This is how #TheRiseofSkywalker will end!
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I got @RealBenBailey of Cash Cab to say "Club Penguin is not about being cool" This is undoubtedly my greatest accomplishment ever.
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It's genuinely hilarious how cursed Pre-Caricature Stan Lee is. Like yeah that man would fuck over everyone in his vicinity for a dollar I'd buy that. But put a funny mustache and sunglasses on him and I dunno man he seems too silly
Skallywag (@Skallywag_again) profile pictureSkallywag@Skallywag_againNov 1
This is what Stan Lee actually looked like during the 60s before he turned himself into a character
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why would i delete tiktok when it gives me gems like this
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They’re mad strict in the r/hulk community it’s kind of bullshit. No hulk poetry, no foreigners, no nothing. Bullshit.
Plant (@Posterplant) profile picturePlant@PosterplantNov 1
Green morning
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How dare they censor out the name of the legend santagrillcheese
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halloween will have you seeing shit you’ve never seen before wdym an individually wrapped sour patch kid 🤦‍♀️
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He was walking around with this backpack. ..
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MLB Avengers assemble! Repost and reply for a chance to win a baseball signed by Bryce Harper, Freddie Freeman, Jacob Misiorowski, Junior Caminero and Randy Arozarena, all of whom starred in an exclusive preview spot for Avengers: Doomsday during the #WorldSeries
Two photos of a baseball with signatures from Bryce Harper, Freddie Freeman, Jacob Misiorowski, Junior Caminero and Randy Arozarena. A red arrow is pointing from one angle of the ball to another No purchase necessary. Enter by 11:59 p.m. ET on 10/30/26. Official Rules: atmlb.com/SweepstakesRules

ALT Two photos of a baseball with signatures from Bryce Harper, Freddie Freeman, Jacob Misiorowski, Junior Caminero and Randy Arozarena. A red arrow is pointing from one angle of  the ball to another No purchase necessary. Enter by 11:59 p.m. ET on 10/30/26. Official Rules: atmlb.com/SweepstakesRules

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@MLBOct 24
Worlds collide ⚾ An exclusive preview of Marvel's new Avengers movie assembles Bryce Harper, Freddie Freeman, Jacob Misiorowski, Junior Caminero and Randy Arozarena 👀 Avengers: Doomsday arrives in theaters everywhere December 18
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Miami HEAT (@MiamiHEAT) profile pictureMiami HEAT
@MiamiHEATOct 27
Final.
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