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Replying to @epsteingross
“I tried my best” means asking chat gpt now???
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Dusting off the cobwebs on this one to once again remind Australians to get their head out of their arses and keep up with international politics. It affects us all #auspol #Auspol2026
People in Australia were up in arms a while ago that the ABC covered the US election instead of Australian news. Well, the current state of the world is why. US decisions impact us all internationally. Get your head out of your arses and give a shit about worldly matters #auspol
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Screaming lol No one does socials better 😂😂😂😂
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I hate to be that guy but please don’t let your parents babysit for long periods of time when you know full well what they’re like and capable of
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I’m not a boomer and this will make me sound like a boomer but I’m annoyed Australia tries to do Halloween as well Most don’t give a shit There’s only a select few around here who persist on doing eccentric decorations and trick or treating so we have to be prepared either way
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Screaming at this analysis lol
Replying to @dieworkwear
To fix this, Ossoff needs to find trousers with more room in the seat and possibly a longer back rise so he has more material to drape over his tush. Depending on the size and roundness of his cheeks in relation to his waist, he may also need darts above the back pockets.
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Chud-coded libs are absolutely cooking recently
Mediaite: Vivek Ramaswamy Fumes After Selfie-Taker Shouts, “Pedophiles!” Ohio Republican gubernatorial candidate Vivek Ramaswamy angrily called for a man to be removed from a crowd outside President Donald Trump’s Wednesday rally after the apparent supporter posed for a selfie with him — only to shout, “Pedophiles!” Link to article: mediaite.com/politics/get-th…
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America don’t fuck this up again
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Tweet Treet retweeted
ai tinha esquecido como esse video e bom
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Tweet Treet retweeted
LMFAOOO NICKI MINAJ BLOCKED ME FOR THIS
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More of this please!!
mf said it like a wrestlemania commentator 😭😭😭
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I’m so sorry this whole thread had me crying lol 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
TikTok told me to go to trial to fight a red light ticket & hope that the officer doesn’t show up for it to get dismissed.. Nigga not only did the SHERIFF show up he also had a STACK of evidence against me- red light cam pics from 10 different angles, time stamps, everything 🫠
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On est en clash contre les japonais, chinois, américains mais on gagne
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Tweet Treet retweeted
if “dense” was a graphic lol
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Replying to @d4vnyc3
Honestly we deserve it. What yall got in the chamber
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Not trying to be obnoxious with a waffle tweet here but am not rich nor celebrity and always preferred corded headphones. Even bought a jack to still connect to my iPhone. How do you guys honestly tolerate fucking about with Bluetooth, charging, calls cutting out??
todos sabem muito bem o motivo de apenas celebridades e pessoas ricas estarem usando fone de ouvido com fio né
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Even more powerful when you’re at the “god they’d be doing me a favour if they fire me” stage
eventually i just reached a “what are they gonna do, fire me?” flow state
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Omfg 😭😭😭😭😭😭
staying loyal in the talking stage
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“Hi Sandy. Are you well? This is wrong” added to my lexicon until the day I die
Replying to @SandyofCthulhu
Hi Sandy. Are you well? This is wrong. On January 1, 1993, we sent a press release saying that multiplayer would be in DOOM, a full 8 months before you joined the company. We knew deathmatch would be huge. In that press release, in January 1993, we said multiplayer would be "the number one cause of decreased productivity in businesses around the world." We were sure of it, and we needed no convincing. I understand you are proud of your work on DOOM, and you should be, but please also respect the accuracy of your statements, particularly around game history. My concern is that these false statements are designed to trigger replies (like this one), reposts, and outrage discussion, all with the view of increasing your followers and subscriptions, particularly since this false deathmatch story (among others) is so easily disproved. I’ve even welcomed you to reach out to me ahead of time. You seem to appreciate game history as much as I do. Could you not also make yours accurate?
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