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Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined July 2016
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Saw this video and instantly thought of this tweet 😭😭 You are a sick man
That's insane The longest I've gooned was probably from 10pm to 4am
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Why does every Hollywood star have a child or 2 like this?
Ben Affleck with his child, Fin Affleck leaving Farmshop, a popular restaurant in Santa Monica, California.
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unfortunately, it’s no longer an honor to meet a girl’s mom, she ain’t shit either.
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2 wrongs don’t make a right but 2 bad bitches might make my night
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Hov scammed all them niggas with that Tidal deal and now he’s headlining the “Apple Music” halftime show… you seriously can’t make this shit up! 🤣🤣🤣
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if you’re in prison and it’s like 1pm and you get a little sleepy, can you take a nap? Like is that allowed
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Replying to @pelagiusreborn
Masturbating is just raping yourself
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Selling vagina tightening creams has to be the most profitable business because no one is coming out publicly to say it didn't work
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Abusive niggas always got a bitch to beat
Bhad Bhabie's fiancé flexes her staying with him after all the ab*se allegations and che*ting allegations 😵‍💫
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Be prepared, guys, because you’re going to see these trends quite a lot now, and you know why? Because the oldest Gen Z woman is about to turn 30 next year, and a bunch of women also hate working. Not every woman has an email job, and the ones who do will end up losing it within the next few years. And you know what else will happen? You will see a bunch of promiscuous women entering churches in record numbers while most good men leave, just like how they left the nightlife, and just like how they are careful around all the tripods in the gyms from women who are recording for their 500 followers on Instagram. You will read headlines like "women are becoming God fearing, why aren't the men doing the same?" As a result, you will have the media bashing men even more for “not stepping up” and “not wanting marriage” with these women, when in reality they’re just avoiding promiscuous women as a whole who will grift off Christianity. You will hear a lot of Scripture being used against you, specially when you state that you don't want a woman who slept around and it will typically be this verse: Matthew 7:1: “Do not judge, or you too will be judged.” And you know what else is funny about this whole trend you're going to see? They're still all feminists because the option of being a feminist will always be there, given it's already encoded in society.
Gen Z women are bringing the traditional wife back. Marriage. Motherhood. Homemaking. Family over corporate ambition. Women choose the life they truly want.
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Someone rented a car and gifted it to his woman and chopped her for free😭. The rental company has now tracked down the car and seized it.
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F2, king von preaching about gun violence 🤦🏾‍♂️
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If I ever date an ugly woman and I start making excuses like “I love her personality” just know that I have given up on life
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I’m 32. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.
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Last time I laid on a bitch chest, I heard niggas in there laughing at me 😭😭
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You can't build a relationship on condom sex.
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There will be a breakup after which you lose your ability to love. That is when you become an economic unit and your sole purpose is to boost GDP per capita (nominal) till you die.
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you a broke ass nigga if yo girl left you for cheatin
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My first job out of college, sitting there in a presentation by some girlboss, old guy next to me leans over and whispers “she bends over and takes it just like any other”
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Replying to @Markosonke1
1. Nature rewards productivity 2. Aptitude determines the level of productivity 3. Productivity does not coexist with conspicuous consumption 4. The competence hierarchy places us in our rightful place 5. People who have yet to envision the wheel cannot be the equal of space explorers 6. Life is fair. Every group and individual is where they deserve to be given their efforts – at Randburg, South Africa
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