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Two Late Show

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A monthly, live late night talk show hosted by Rob Alesiani & Joe Tuzzi

 Philadelphia, PA
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Joined August 2014
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Instead of those Japanese productivity cafes, a Philly diner where a server named Ange comes over every 20 minutes, looks at your laptop and goes, "Oh wow."
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itsonlyzach@itsonlyzach4 Feb 2023
If that balloon flew over Philly, it would have already been shot down by some contraption made in someone’s South Philly patio backyard, everyone would come by check out the balloon remains, and every year there would be a drinking holiday called Balloon Day to commemorate it.
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Matthew Perpetua@perpetua29 Oct 2022
Will be introducing "did you know that Todd Field, the writer/director of Tár, is also the co-creator of Big League Chew, the gum that's like chewing tobacco" into every conversation I have through the end of the year at least
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twitter, once a haven for the socially undercooked to flirt, will now be a dark haven for ice bath men who eat things that make them sick
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"Crime" always gets the headlines but I wish even one local news story about store closings asked the question "Hey, do you think maybe you opened too many Rite Aids to begin with?"
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It was great to be back in Jersey and we made a dent in getting my storage organized. It’s a work in progress like everyday. Grateful to be alive. sober and getting things done.
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Going to assume that the guy drinking a 24 oz Lite can inside Acme right now is just tailgating for tomorrow already.
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#RedOctober
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@Eden_Eats11 Oct 2022
did your crushes always like you back or are you funny?
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my idea for all sports: little bit shorter i'm sleepy
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hey (with the intention of hiding veggies in everything I cook for you)
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I like when Philadelphia sports do well because the fans of Philadelphia sports franchises all seem like they are barely hanging on to the loosest tether of sanity, and I understand that
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Tom Brennan@Brennanator7 Oct 2022
He's going for Pope!
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@thehill7 Oct 2022
Dwayne Johnson says White House bid "off the table" trib.al/hsDmhTz
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Susan Orlean@susanorlean7 Oct 2022
Does anyone call weed pot anymore?
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Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs. They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad about Lizzo playing James Madison’s flute.
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Languedoctor@Languedoctor27 Sep 2022
Hand included for scale and I have some big ass hands.
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Paws@Transit_Dog27 Sep 2022
Eating crabs on the MFL? Dude it’s rude!
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honestly I love that I was born and raised in a state that fights with itself about which gas station has the best food
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I'm holding a class for boomers called How To Scroll Past Random Facebook Posts Without Commenting let me know if any of you would like to sign up your parents
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