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If you’re new to my page…..
I welcome you to my very delirious view of the world.
Here, you will find.. a smidge of sexy, lots of positivity, and I do throw in some comedy here & there!
So if you’ve not giggled, just hold your horses. It’s cummin.
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What a privilege it is to be able to run, afford a gym membership, buy healthy food, pay your bills, walk on your own legs, see with your own eyes, think clearly, work every day, and push your body to become stronger.
Never take these blessings for granted.
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go outside after it rains
rain releases lots of negative ions into the air which are anti-inflammatory, boost metabolism and improve mood
rain also causes plants to release all their essential oils and more oxygen, creating even more healing air
that's why the post rain air smells and feels so good
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Sometimes I squeeze my boobs and panic because they’re so soft and squeezable that I think the saline popped. It didn’t. They’re just so soft and squeezable
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Before the gym, I don’t feel like going. After the gym, best decision I made all day.
An everyday battle.
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no offense but reading is literally the cure to brain rot and there’s no work around to reading books
People can’t read.. can barely physically write.. if they do write, they for fucks sure can’t spell.. so good luck trying to interpret their chicken scratch.
It’s embarrassing.
BRING BACK SPELLING BEES
BRING BACK PENMANSHIP
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And for the lady, perhaps a soft, low cortisol life and a calm nervous system.
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Intellectual compatibility doesn’t get enough credit. Being able to talk for hours, challenge each other, share what you know, and keep evolving together is one of the best parts of a real connection.
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Being good in bed isn't a size thing or a stamina thing. It's an attention thing. Pay attention 😏👌🏼
Love some BP
Kalshi wants to sponsor Breaking Points..."Not only no, but f*** no. We do not want your blood money." @esaagar
Fucking psychos
This is all true. This former GOP state legislator closely aligned with DeSantis and Randy Fine -- Mike Caruso -- was arrested in August on charges of sexually abusing multiple young kids in his family, including his grandson and a niece.
He had previously advocated the death penalty for pedophiles. This picture is when Caruso, Randy Fine and DeSantis went to Israel in 2023 to sign a "hate speech" law that restricted the free speech rights of Floridians on behalf of Israel. They signed it in Israel.
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i'm a big believer in documenting your life, even if you never post any of it.




















