@UWSquints

☔️ | UW alum 2012 | ☔️

 Seattle, WA
Joined March 2019
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Mike Tomlin, whatchu mean by that 🧐
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Mike Tomlin going to ask if she wants to come stop by his (Minecraft) house
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Nothing moves faster than a brand discovering a whole new customer base
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The street races in Eugene gonna be lit in about 2 hours from now
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dawg4life@bowdown79Oct 24
Found EM
University of Oregon
@uoregonSep 18
Researchers uncover brain cells fine-tuned to disappointment 🧠 University of Oregon neuroscientists have identified a group of brain cells that essentially act as a “disappointment meter,” announcing when reality is falling short of expectations. Studying these neurons may inspire new therapies for disorders like depression and addiction. Learn more about their research 🔗 bit.ly/4ytkhS2
A computer screen displays MRI brain scan images, showing cross-sectional views with detailed anatomical features and medical data.

ALT A computer screen displays MRI brain scan images, showing cross-sectional views with detailed anatomical features and medical data.

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Austin 🦆
@deviousduck_Oct 24
Replying to @DuckFootball
Anytime your coach is saying this… go ahead and attend that fall wedding
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Is Oregon going to be bowl eligible this year?
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Id bet the security team who sent this out is also not getting rings. This is basically a publicity stunt to highlight all the employees who aren’t getting rings. Well done by the security team
Zerigala@Zerigala69Oct 23
TL;DR Knicks sent email to employees to choose the design for their championship rings. Turns out it was a company-mandated phishing test and those who clicked the link were forced to attend a cybersecurity class. Despite custom, they will not receive championship rings.
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The judge:
KATU News@KATUNewsOct 23
UPDATE | Prosecutors have declined to file a Driving Under the Influence of Intoxicants charge against Oregon Ducks star wide receiver Evan Stewart following his arrest in Springfield last weekend. katu.com/news/local/prosecut…

No DUII charge filed against Oregon Ducks receiver Evan Stewart

Prosecutors haven't filed a Driving Under the Influence of Intoxicants charge against Oregon Ducks star wide receiver Evan Stewart following his arrest in Springfield. However, they still have up to...

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the doogfather
@thedoogfatherOct 21
“sir, a second oregon driver has been reported”
Ryan Clarke@RyanTClarkeOct 21
BREAKING: Oregon tight end Jamari Johnson was cited for Class A speeding in Springfield on the same night as Evan Stewart’s DUII arrest. Police say Johnson NOT involved in the high-speed pursuit involving two vehicles, which is still under investigation. oregonlive.com/ducks/2026/10…

Oregon tight end Jamari Johnson cited for speeding in Springfield on same night as Evan Stewart DUII

Off-field issues impacting the Oregon offense now extend to the Ducks' top tight end.

oregonlive.com
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From the perspective of someone who just wanted the Huskies to have a good season, this year has been miserable. But Jesus Christ, what a glorious year to be an Oregon hater.
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“Demond, just take the snap and hit the open receiver. Nothing crazy, just run the offense.” Demond:
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Greg Woods@GregWWoodsOct 12
Owen Eshelman is now WSU's starting QB, coach Kirby Moore announces. Caden Pinnick goes to the bench after six games.
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parker fleming
@statsowarOct 12
📊🏈DID WE REALLY GET BEAT THAT BAD? Net Success Rates in Week 6
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Duck fans you really gotta stop listening to this guys hot takes.
George Wrighster III
@georgewrighsterFeb 25
Outside of health at key positions, I don’t see a world Oregon doesn’t win the national championship. This is Ohio State 2024 energy
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Seahawks line playing like UWs line
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WestCoastCFB
@WestCoastCFBOct 11
Oregon opened the season #2 in the country in the AP Poll. They are now unranked.
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Evan Feather
@evan_featherOct 10
Jedd Fisch said he needs until year 5 to be able to compete with Iowa at home. Bob Cheney is able to turn around UCLA to be able to compete at Oregon year 1. Could it be any more clear?
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the doogfather
@thedoogfatherOct 11
Replying to @owentooelve @CoachDanLanning
welcome to northwest motors! our talented team of sales associates will make sure you are valued, understood, and most importantly, driving in style!
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KBEZ23
@Kbez23Oct 11
Respectfully, Fuck the ducks vs them from now on Fuck the weekly uniform reveals Rooted in substance? Nah, we’re rooted in BULLSHIT Yes, I’m mad. I’m tired of all the talk. All the jaw jacking by my program.
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