I’m not Pinocchio, and that’s not my nose | all opinions expressed here are your fault | do you REALLY think I’m proud of *this*??🫤🤷♂️😐 #GetShitty 🤎
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🎼🎶So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from Hell, Bluesky’s from *pain*
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?🎶
Uncle Shitty here, THERE, and everywhere.**
(**so stable he now refers to hisself in the 3rd person❤️💩)
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Young, fearless, and draped in red, white, and blue.
Fire in her voice, and love for her country in every word.
This is the kind of fire we all need in our belly.
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If you couldn’t tell, @tydieffenbach14 is doing just fine 💪
📺: CBS
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Homecoming 𝐖𝐈𝐍 to keep the Bruins undefeated! 🙌
We're back at the Rose Bowl next Saturday! Come support your Bruins!
🆚 Nevada
⌚ 1:15 PM PT
🎟 uclabruins.com/fbtickets
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🚨🔥 2.9 MILLION Texans voted in the first 4 days of early voting! Democratic areas are surging compared to 2024.
WE’RE ABOUT TO FLIP TEXAS BLUE! 💙
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Yeah it is great. But. Do not get complacent, Texas. Keep voting for Talarico. Every last vote matters. Vote!
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Listening to Republican podcasts this is what consistently gets predicted. I’m not saying it will happen. But Maine and Michigan you need to get serious and vote. Swallow your pride and vote for the damn candidate. Or, suffer the consequences of a Republican senate.
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ICE crashes into pedestrian then lie about it, Woodland Police Dept dispute them
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Jordan Klepper Exposing MAGA’s Communist Cluelessness
This is what 75 years of Red Scare propaganda does to a country.
