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Delta flight attendant upon landing in San Francisco: “To our WNBA fans: Good luck to the Valkyries, but I must say: Dream in 7.”
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☄️ HOUSTON A DÉJÀ SON PLAN ! Jennifer Rizzotti, ancienne joueuse de Cleveland et de Houston, donne les priorités. 1) Espérer le meilleur choix à la Lottery (Juju 👀) 2) Construire sur Lacan, Rivers, Olivia et Edwards 3) Attirer des stars à la Free Agency
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The chief legal analyst for a local broadcaster admits Scott Jennings is COOKED in his lawsuit with Hasan Piker💀 "2 secs into watching it, I knew that Scott Jennings was cooked. This is a cookie-cutter example of what defamation is"
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Texans offense has been really good in 3 of 7 games, ok in 1 game & not bet good in 3 others. Biggest indictment of Caley is his use of the talent he has & how predictable he is as a play caller.
Replying to @MoneyTLK31
The offense been putting up 30points in a good portion of our games. Yes its not perfect but it aint as bad as it seems.
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Just last month, DoorDash couldn’t seem to find the money to pay their deliveristas — until our administration forced them to give back $131M+ in stolen wages and penalties. This week, they’ve managed to find $17 billion to acquire one of their main competitors. Corporate consolidation means higher prices, harsher exploitation, and greater economic inequality for New Yorkers. We’ve stood up to these giants before. That doesn’t stop now.
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Texans Offensive Line additions under Nick Caserio: Draft: - 2022 1st Round, Pick 15, OG Kenyon Green 6th Round, Pick 205, OT Austin Deculus - 2023 2nd Round, Pick 62, OC/OG Juice Scruggs 6th Round, Pick 201, Jarrett Patterson - 2024 2nd Round, Pick 59, OT Blake Fisher 7th Round, Pick 249, OG LaDarius Henderson - 2025 2nd Round, Pick 48, OT Aireontae Ersery - 2026 1st Round, Pick 26, OG Keylan Rutledge 4th Round, Pick 106, OG Febechi Nwaiwu Free Agent: - 2022 OG Aj Cann, 2 years 10.5 million - 2023 OT George Fant, 1 year 3 million OG/OC Michael Dieter, 1 year 1.23 million OT Greg Little, 1 year 1.18 million - 2024 OT Charlie Heck, 1 year 2 million OG Chris Reed, 1 year 1.2 million - 2025 OT Cam Robinson, 1 year 12 million OG Laken Tomlinson, 1 year 4.25 million OT Trent Brown, 1 year 2.35 million OC Connor McGovern, 1 year 1.25 million - 2026 OT Braden Smith, 2 years 20 million OG Wyatt Teller, 2 years 16 million OC/OG Evan Brown, 1 year 2.5 million
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After Tuesday I never wanna see or hear from Greg Abbott again. Ever. Fuck that guy
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Graduated from HVAC school today, blue collar girly 🥰🥰
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Obama got in that ass.
Someone’s making some phone calls to get everyone in line. Good.
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cuh lmaoo true story
This is funny cuz folk don’t realize he’s only a celebrity because he was getting chased by a rival gang & ran into an acting school & due to his looks they casted him. The rest is history
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a damn STEAL.
I offered a mf suite tickets for $150 to the Rockets/OKC game and it comes with free food, beer and wine..how you always ask me and then say that’s high 🤣🤣 you will never talk to me again
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Elsik & Hastings go crazy
Oh have you met people from Houston ?!! Lmao worthing and Sterling have homecoming celebrations like it’s a HBCU. Alumni from decades ago outside repping
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Dewanna Bonner retiring with a 30ball
Who's the funniest player that could feasibly have a legacy game 7 on saturday
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The ability to be bored is a major component of a healthy relationship. Deal with women who don’t need constant stimulation and dopamine hits 🎯
A lady narrates how she fumbled a nice and good man because she felt bored around him, she almost cried.
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Black coaches get enough rope to be hung with. League fucking ridiculous
This is NFL’s first in-season coordinator firing this year. There have been play-caller changes, but not firings until this morning, when the Panthers moved on from Ejiro Evero.
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Josh Kushner is still $5-6 BILLION short on the Lakers deal and Bob Iger is only putting in "like 63 million dollars," per @BillSimmons "I think they're using the Buss family as scapegoats for why the deal's dragging along, but he can't find the money."
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EL-SAYED to TRUMP: I will go through a metal detector if you will sit for a lie detector. My first question, Epstein. Second question, did you win the 2020 election? I will go through a metal detector every day if you sit through a lie detector one time.
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After all he’s done in the league and how cool he was, Jason Williams is still a white dude from West Virginia
Jason Williams believes the NBA will fine LeBron James for disrespecting the national anthem “Motherf*ckers should stand the f*ck still during the national anthem” 😳 (Via @hoopinghollerin )
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Don’t ask me how but this is racist
Noah Wyle says he was 9 years old when Eddie Murphy told him to "f*ck off," so now he always signs autographs for kids. “I met Eddie once when I was a kid. I asked him for his autograph, and I said, ‘I really like you on ‘SNL.’ And he goes, ‘What are you doing up that late?’ And I said, ‘Can I have your autograph?’ He goes, ‘F*ck off, man.' I always sign an autograph. Whenever a 9-year-old needs an autograph from me, I sign that so fast... last year for my birthday, my daughter didn’t know what to get me. My 10-year-old daughter printed up a picture of Eddie Murphy and then wrote on it, ‘Dear Noah, you’re a great kid, Eddie Murphy.’" (via Good Hang) variety.com/2026/tv/news/noa…
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Portland Trail Blazers' Ja Morant has sustained a Grade 2 left hamstring strain and will miss at least four weeks, sources tell ESPN.
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