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Advocate Trainee & Entrepreneur__✍🏾 🇰🇪Manchester United❤️// Makele Youth Development Journey // MYDJ

Joined May 2020
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How government employees look at you when you genuinely inquire about the services they are employed to offer
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Mgaagaa na upwa amepata za kamande
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BREAKING NEWS: Doomsday cult preacher, Paul Mackenzie, sentenced to 200 years in prison for murdering 191 people in Shakahola.
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“von” and “heaven” in the SAME sentence
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“I cooked for the whole day”😭🙏🏿
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Replying to @Dammyswago
She can unfollow but she can't unswallow
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Hating men won't reset your body count btw
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Yella Beezy’s longtime friend looked him directly in the eyes and couldn’t hold back his laughter while leaving the courtroom after allegedly snitching on the stand
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Unaona tukilia exams sai na unataka kujoin woiii😭just specialize in that old profession yenye uko tu walai
Ningekuwa na pesa sahii ningekuwa nimeshaingia school of law because it is something I’ve always wanted to do
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Landlord alienda holiday na akaniacha na gold fish zake polite, akadai zisidedi.....walai zimededi😭
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POV: you don't have time for female drama anymore
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me core.
POV: you don't have time for female drama anymore
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Strippers kwa local is such a funny concept to me. Mtu anakunywa Dallas atakurushia pesa ngapi babe, mbao?😭
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You gon be in prison while she free doing dicks
I will really kill you over my bitch
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Replying to @ykneo_
Yo wtf are they doing on his Chelsea?
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The smell of cannabis hiding behind my expensive perfume
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The High Court has ordered Kai & Karo Limited and its director, Joseph Kairu, to refund a buyer Sh3.4 million after failing to deliver an Audi Q7. The buyer paid Sh2.2 million as a deposit and later gave the dealer Sh1.7 million from the sale of a Subaru Outback, bringing the total to Sh3.9 million. The dealer refunded Sh500,000, leaving Sh3.4 million unpaid.
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How are you smelling of weed at 10am??😭😭🤚🏽
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which tirries youngman 😂😂😂
Why my t*tties so big 🤦🏾‍♀️😭
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Manchester United is still unbeaten this month !
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